Arsenal’s £100m summer.

One of the Arsenal board members demonstrated the effect paying Wayne Rooney’s wages would have on the club.

Good evening everyone.

Ordinarily, I don’t care to publish words other than my own. I can be a picky so-and-so. Today, I thought I’d change that and bring you a guest post written by Andre Smith:

With rumours going around of a transfer budget close to £100 million, Arsenal fans have every right to be excited for the 2013/14 season. The fact they have not won anything in 8 years has every fan of the north London club biting at the bit to start the new season, as they are eager to end the trophy drought.

The Gunners last success came in 2005, when they won the FA Cup, but since then they have fell down the English Premier League pecking order due to substantial funding that Chelsea and Manchester City have received after being taken over in the past few years.

Arsenal are looking likely to compete for the league title again with Chief Executive Ivan Gazidis all but confirming the club’s summer budget. After Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger announced he is in the market for a world-class striker, Gazidis told BBC Sport:

“Of course we could do that. We could do more than that.”

Finally with financial backing, Wenger can move forward and look to spend in the transfer market. After the sales of Van Perise, Fabregas and Nasri over the last few years it finally looks as if the money can be re-invested into strengthening the squad. Gazidis also told the BBC:

“This year we are beginning to see something we have been planning for some time – the escalation in our financial firepower.”

Gazidis also went on to say:

“We have a certain amount of money which we have held in reserve.”

Further financial stability has been added to the club after they signed a multi-million pound contract extension with kit sponsors Emirates. The deal is expected to last until the 2018/19 and be worth around £150 million.

Gooners fans are certainly getting excited with transfer rumours circling about the club lining up bids for United’s Wayne Rooney and Gonzalo Higuain of Real Madrid. Arsene Wenger is on the look out for a striker to fill the void left by Holland international Robin Van Persie. The Frenchman signed Olivier Giroud to score the goals, but with only 11 goals last season he has failed to live up to his hefty price tag.

The potential signing of Ashley Williams could add a commanding presence to the back four, which they have lacked since the likes of Sol Campbell. They will certainly need to improve their defence if they are to stand a chance of competing for the title.

Arsenal fans will also be happy that for the first time in a couple of years none of the current squad are set to be sniped away by other clubs, in the last few years Arsenal have lost their best players to so called bigger clubs. Van Persie’s transfer to United was one that could have possibly been avoided if the club had not let his contract run into its final year. But with no players entering their final year, the club can solely concentrate on bringing new players to the club.

This season also sees Arsene Wenger enter his final year of his contract; fans will want to see 63-year-old sign a new contract quickly. When questioned on the manager’s future, Gazidis told BBC Sport:

“We have got a fantastic manager. I think we will make an announcement on a new deal when things are put in place.”

Arsenal are 4th favourites to win the 2013/14 campaign, their odds are 10/1 to lift the Premier League trophy come the end of the season, live football in 2013 at The Emirates will be something to behold. No matter what happens things are looking up for the Gunners, could the hunt for a trophy be coming to an end?

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Transfer news so earth shatteringly amazing, your head may well explode if you click this link (not really).

Brace yourselves…

Morning everyone.

The title is a joke. I thought I’d point that out immediately in case anyone missed “not really” in brackets.

- “But James, why would you write such a mendacious headline?”

Because it perfectly captures what surrounds us in the bleak, misty world of Arsenal news. Lovely use of the word ‘mendacious’, by the way. Rummaging through the various outlets in hope of finding stories these days is like attempting to locate the treasure of the Sierra Madre using only a compass and Gervinho. We are promised much by titles, only to be wildly disappointed.

- “Come one, there must be something happening”

Well, there are a few rumours floating about regarding Manchester United’s Thriller extra, Nani. However, most of these revalations appear on less-than reliable sites, so I don’t really see much chance of it happening. £8m for a winger that’s regularly torn our defence a new orifice would be an exceptional bit of business, but I somehow see his current club wanting a little more than that. Especially if his departure involves moving to a rival team.

- “So if there isn’t much news, does that mean you’re going to start waffling on about any old nonsense? You’re like my grandmother, she can’t stop talking when silence would be totally acceptable. She also has these alarmingly swollen bunions that cause great distress and her toilet ventures leave me….”

Okay. I think you’ve made your point.

Actually, I am going to keep today’s entry as brief as possible. With a bit of luck, something will materialise this week to kick-start the chattering. When we enter an off-season without a World Cup or European Championship to feed the football demon, things tend to get a little insipid.

Perhaps tomorrow will be a better day. The fixtures for the 2013/2014 season will be released, so we will at least get to know how our season starts, and when those all important fixtures against the likes of Spurs and Man United take place. We always seem to start a new campaign away from home at either Newcastle or Everton – so it seems to me –  so maybe this time we’ll get a nice starting match hosting a newly promoted side.

We shall see.

That’s where I’m going to leave it. I hope you’ll use the comments to contribute a little something. It’s always nice to hear from the good folks that pop by to read.

As always; thanks for your perusing, you beautiful bastards.

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Arsenal go get Higuain and those irksome Spaniards are at it again.

Which Arsenal player does the chairman want us to bid for? “EVERYONE!!!”

Morning, you splendid little creatures, you.

No summer would be complete for an Arsenal fan without the customary feculent advances of Barcelona. In a story that I am pretty sure doesn’t have a great deal of weight to it, it’s being alleged that the Catalonian club see Laurent Koscielny as the perfect signing to solve their defensive troubles.

If you read the piece, the part that immediately jumps out at me is when it states Arsenal wouldn’t be averse to letting Kozzer leave. That smacks of total nonsense. After having had such an impressive season, I seriously doubt there’s anything other than a strong desire to keep him here.

We know all too well that no player is beyond being moved on should an irresistible offer be placed on the table, but I’m keeping my absolute faith in the board and manager ensuring the nucleus of the team stay together. Having formed such and impressive partnership in central defence with Per Mertesacker, Koscielny is very much part of that.

Elsewhere today (or yesterday if you saw it when it initially broke), a source that’s actually reputable has a bit of insight on which type of players top Arsenal’s summer wish list:

And that comes from someone working at BBC Sport, someone who could very well have contacts in football, sources and insider knowledge.

I personally would be very happy with Higuain. He’s a prolific striker, strong and with a good work ethic. He’d score goals in English football, of that I have absolutely no doubt.  Olivier Giroud’s contribution to the cause last season was impressive, but placing the burden on him, and him alone, to lead the line was never fair. I wouldn’t view Higuain as a replacement, but as a player to add greater options to our frontline – something that certainly needs to be addressed.

The defensive midfielder I would hope to be Fellaini, and the attacking midfielder comes as something of a surprise. Perhaps the Boss wants to add a little freshness to our creativity, or have a new spearhead centrally to enable Cazorla to wreak havoc from the flanks – a position he can play very well, and from where it is arguable he is more effective.

And best of all, it appears we are not in the race to sign Wayne Rooney. I know many of you would see him as the ideal marquee signing, but I do not. Shattering our wage budget for a decidedly over-rated player isn’t something we should consider. We might have to pay a hefty price to entice Higuain over to London, but I think he’d be far more worth the trouble.

My faith in our transfer dealings has been given a fresh boost. That faith has yet to wane. I’m certain we will see big things materialise and head into a new season buoyant and with hope. A few choice additions will change our squad from also-rans to genuine contenders for silverware.

All we have to do is wait…

That’s all for today, folks. What do you think about the potential of signing 3 players in those positions. Happy? Sad? Would you consider a new keeper a priority also? Let me know in the very handy comments section I’ve provided below.

As always; thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards.

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No more astonishing transfers.

“Hey! Come back! It says here we’re spending £50m on Cavani!”

Morning all.

You know things are quiet when your foremost thought having read through your favourite sites is one of an extraordinarily erotic badger.

I struggle with this time of year. When it comes to blogging, I’m a creature of opportunity. A groove is required to ensure I post consistently, but most of all I need time. Unfortunately for me, I’m overwhelmed with the enthusiasm and ability to contribute to the maelstrom of information about the Goonersphere at a time when relevance and fact are in short supply.

So I’m left with little choice but to blather on a bit aimlessly.

All that resides out there at present are rumours. Rumours, rumours, and more rumours – some are even rumours about rumours, or rumoured rumours that have surfaced on the back of other rumours.

Rumours are getting boring, aren’t they.

I remember a time when a player being linked to Arsenal would cause even the most stoic of individuals to omit yelps of excitement. We’d furiously consider what impact they might have, where in the formation they’d be deployed, and what potential bonds on the pitch could be created with the current players.

These days, most stories linking to Arsenal to new blood I see are met with howls of derision and pessimism. It’s a damning sign of the media saturated world we live in. Opportunists realise that the key to bringing traffic to their site is to conjure up hogwash that grabs the attention of fans hungry for news. A humble blogger doing his best to create something original and fresh – someone like Poznan in my Pants, for example – doesn’t stand a chance of competing with a cretin spewing out crap, because the cretinous crap he spews has headlines constructed purely to grab hits.

So for today, I think I’m going to leave it alone. Astonishing transfer rumours will be out there in abundance, eagerly awaiting those that are reeled in by them. But I will be here doing my best to please those of you who pop by to endure my attempts at whimsy and informing.

I’m fully aware this post doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense, but give me a break – it’s 4am in the morning, and I’m typing away is something of a sleep deprived haze.

The comments are below. Feel free to jot down whatever you please today – about anything at all. Perhaps you’ve had a harrowing sexual experience with a girl/guy that promised much but delivered little. Perhaps you were trapped in Nakatomi Plaza and single-handedly repelled the maniacal schemes of elite european terrorists led by Alan Rickman. Or perhaps you just had a pleasant evening in watching re-runs of Friends. Regardless, I want to know.

There certainly isn’t much in the way of Arsenal to talk about.

As always; thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards.

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Gervinho’s off to Marseille, Angry Santos and who the hell is Sir Chips Keswick?

Sir Chips looked on in horror as the dangers of leaving curling tongs plugged in became all too apparent.

Morning folks.

First of all – apologies if you attempted to comment on/view the site yesterday. Recently, a pesky virus entered into a file (I think… I know so little about computers it borders on farcical) and I had to move to another server to prevent anything going awry in the future.

Well… I say “I had to move” but that’s not exactly true. The site had to move, and the work on the whole was done by Daniel Cowan. My contribution to the process was a series of rapid fire idiotic questions, and threats of brainless violence against my Mac for refusing to do what I asked of it.

Anyway… Arsenal news.

Gervinho’s time as an Arsenal player hasn’t exactly been triumphant. The Ivorian with the enormous forehead is thought of more for his bouts of jaw-dropping profligacy in front of goal than he is for doing anything noteworthy. When he first came to Arsenal, he arrived on the back of an excellent season in France. Eden Hazard once dubbed him the best player he’d taken to the field alongside. However, as a Gooner he’s certainly flattered to deceive.

I do kinda feel a bit sorry for him. Hidden beneath the astounding misses and the aimless running about the pitch lies a good player. Confidence is what enables him to perform, at it’s been at a premium during his time in Engalnd. A move back to France could be the best thing for everyone concerned, and it appears Marseille are keen to offer him that lifeline.

Their assistant boss Franck Passi told the LES:

“This is a profile that interests us, yes,”

“We want flank players, with dribbling, passing and scoring and Gervinho has this profile.”

Hardly definitive stuff, but something over which I doubt many Arsenal fans would shed a tear should it come to fruition. Things haven’t worked out, and sometimes that happens in Football. The Premiership is quick and tough, and some players just aren’t suited to it. Look at Diego Forlan.

Joining Nicklas Bendter in the realms of players no longer needed by Arsenal is Brazilian pie demolisher extraordinaire, Andre Santos. Sounding a little like a petulant school girl, he had this to say about his return from Greimo:

“My loan deal is over. It was six months long and now I am returning. Gremio had an agreement with Arsenal and I have to return.”

“I wanted to stay. Gremio were fair regarding everything. I felt well there and I wanted to win a title before leaving.

“Unfortunately there is no deal and I had to return to Arsenal.”

Boo hoo. Poor Andre. He has to return to his grossly-inflated contract and a life of hapless displays and speeding bans. My heart bleeds for him, it truly does. Like our Danish friend with the gargantuan ego, Santos is surplus to requirement, and the quicker he is allowed to return to Brazil, the better. He may have been a mildly amusing character, but he was, let’s face it; shit.

Lastly today, we have a new chairman. After Peter Hill-Wood stepped down due to health concerns, the hilariously named Sir Chips Keswick has been appointed into the hot seat.

I probably should know more about the man in control of my beloved club, but I do not. To me, he sounds like someone who’d arrange a football match behind enemy lines against the Nazi’s and score the winning goal in injury time. Others with greater knowledge and proximity concern themselves with the innermost runnings of Arsenal, whereas I tend to focus a great deal more on the team.

I do like that name though. Sir Chips Keswick. It makes me think of Spitfires and Stephen Fry’s character in Blackadder Goes Forth. I imagine he was raised on rations of Digestive biscuits and powered milk, and still posses an irrational hatred for the Germans.

Look at his face:

Sir Chips

Tell me you can’t imagine him rocking a Biggles scarf and using phrases like “Tally-ho” and “Good show, old boy”. I bet his closest friends have names like “Ginger” and “Bertie”. He loves a good old fashioned brew, does Sir Chips.

And on that note, I’ve noticed I’m meandering close to complete nonsense, and I feel now is the moment to stop. I could go very far afield. The comments section awaits below, and there are many things for you to share your thoughts on; Gervinho, Andre Santos, Sir Chips and his one-man war against Gerry…

As always, thanks for reading (and enduring), you beautiful bastards.

Even that now sounds like something Sir Chips would say….

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The cost of being a football fan in 2013.

Afternoon, folks.

I have quite a few contacts around various places, and I get sent a fair few things to use on this site. Ordinarily, I’m fairly picky about what I publish, but this info-graphic from Net Voucher Codes struck me as very interesting. Below is a comparison of costs between England and Germany’s price for supporters, and other elements put side-by-side between Premiership clubs.

Revealing stuff, and it shows just how high prices are at Arsenal.

The Cost Of Football ?? An infographic by the team at NetVoucherCodes.co.uk

The comments are below. Let me know a few of your thoughts.

As always; thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards.

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Fellaini for £23m, Spectacularly over-rated keeper and Uzbekistan’s finest.

“£23 million, you say…”

Morning, folks.

Today represents something of an oddity; there are quite a few stories to talk about. Granted – they’re not exactly dripping with truth, and set in tablets of stone, but I’ll take what I can get.

First up is Everton’s Belgian enforcer, Marouane Fellaini. He of the ridiculous hair has been qouted as saying he wants to move to London. Well, I say “quoted”, the article istself contains nothing in the way of actual words attributed to the player, just a concoction alleged to have come from “close friends”, which is pretty much admission of bullshit.

I think it’s a safe bet to say Arsenal are interested. The problem seems to be meeting his £23m release cause, as our parsimonious manager isn’t quite sure wether it represents value for money. In a world where Andy Carroll can move for £35m, I’d say it certainly does.

Fellaini is an excellent player. He’s tough, good on the ball, and has the positional discipline we often lack in midfield – especially when Arteta’s not there. He’d be a blinding signing for us, and at 25-years-old he has plenty of time left to improve further. Taking the step up to a club playing Champions League football is the next obvious step in his career. If Arsenal and Arsene Wenger continue to dilly-dally regarding the price, someone else is going to beat us to him. I sincerely hope that doesn’t happen. We lost out on Juan Mata in similar circumstances.

As much as I hope for that to materialise, the polar opposite applies to Julio Cesar. I see nothing more than a good shot stopper capable of horrendous blunders when I watch the Brazilian play. Securing the services of an experienced keeper to keep Szczsney on his toes is certainly a good idea, and will improve the balance of the squad. There are far better options out there than Cesar. I’d go as far as saying I’d prefer we brought Eboue back to play in goal.

Lastly today, we have Odil Ahemdov, an Uzbekistan midfielder who plays for Anzhi Makakakkakakakalllakkakak (that’s right, isn’t it?).  If I’m not mistaken, this is a player we were supposedly interested in last summer, and his obscurity caused great uproar amongst fans.

It would appear those rumours have resurfaced, and Arsenal have retained their interest throughout the past year with regular scouting trips to watch him play.

Sometimes I read through certain websites around the Goonersphere whenever a player like this crops up, and there is always someone who claims to be an expert. They’ll say things like, “He’s a combative player with two good feet who plays well under pressure”  and invariably my first instinct is to think to myself, “Come on, you’re just making that up. You’ve never heard of him”.

I’m an honest kind of fellow; I wouldn’t know who he was if he burst through my window as I’m typing and urinated on my cat. To me, he is nothing more than a few videos on YouTube, but that doesn’t mean he’s a bad player, or a signing that lacks ambition. For all we know, he’s another undiscovered gem found by Arsene Wenger. If he does sign, then he deserves that benefit of the doubt. How many of us can claim to have known that much about Santi Cazorla before he came to England?

As silly-season plods along, I find myself getting increasingly exasperated with all the spurious fluff floating around. How I long to be able to discuss football stories that have some weight and relevance. Arsenal will make signings over the summer, of that I have no doubt. Perhaps they will even be surprising and welcome. Until then, it’s all aboard the speculation express.

Buckle up.

That’s all for today, folks. The comments are waiting below as they always are. Use the to empty your thoughts and hopes regarding player ecruitment. I shall endeavour to reply to a few.

As always; thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards.

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The ultimate explosive transfer rumour.

Arsenal fans eventually decided to take matters into their own hands…

Afternoon, all.

I’m off work today, and at something of a loss. Instead of bimbling about being unproductive, I decided an extra special bonus post was in order. With competitive football absent, and only endless speculation and spurious rumour to occupy our time, I thought I’d take you through the steps of making your very own transfer rumour.

Step 1: 

No transfer rumour would be able to flourish without a player. In order to gain attention and views, you’ll need either a big name superstar or a unknown Brazilian. The big name stars are easy to find. Obscure Brazilians are easy to invent – simply place ‘inho’ on the end of any dull British name. For example, Fredinho, Bobinho, Peteinho, Geoffinho…

Step 2: 

Find a club down on it’s luck with a fortune to spend, or a newly acquired Arabian billionaire intent on playing Football Manager in the real world. As it happens, Arsenal are one of those clubs who just happen to have an alleged fortune at their disposal.

Step3: 

Use a quote. You can approach this two ways. Firstly, you can claim to have a source (whose name you couldn’t possibly reveal) inside the club and invent whatever wild-eyed dross you can think of. I could say my nameless and genderless ‘source’ inside Arsenal regularly talks to the players about personal details of their life, and he tells me Gervinho said this recently:

“I am currently looking at property in Macclesfield as they have an exemplary ratio of Starbucks’ in the main high street”

Alternatively, you can take an actual player quote like this from Edison Cavani:

“I don’t know, I think that there are other factors that could change my future. I have a contract with Napoli but on the other hand there are conversations but everything is uncertain at the moment”

Remove everything except the words you want to use, leaving you with this:

Contract, future, uncertain, Napoli, conversations.

And you just add a few choice words of your own to make in sound more interesting:

“I’m unhappy with my contract and my future is uncertain. I hope Napoli will have conversations with other clubs”

Step 4:

Create an entirely inaccurate headline. This is the most important part. Making a headline that’ll get noticed will attract hits, and hits are gold in the online community. Using a completely made up figure, and incorporating one of the clubs reported to have cash, you can conjure up the following:

Cavani opens door to £56m Arsenal transfer and slams Napoli.

Using the above fabricated Gervinho quote that a ‘source’ has given you, hits can be attracted by using a little of the “2+2=4″ theory:

Gervinho puts Macclesfield Town on high alert as he’s spotted looking at houses in the area.

And if you really want to get creative, you can use a mixture of the above to make your very own sensational and exclusive rumour. That would include this headline:

Arsenal set to break world record for 4 Brazilian starlets

Followed by this story:

An inside source at Arsenal’s London Colney training ground saw Arsene Wenger’s iPhone, and read a text message to Dick Law telling him to bid £4567m for Brazilian super-kids, Bobinho, Fredinho, Peteinho and Geoffinho.

Including a quote from Arsene Wenger about anything remotely relating to Brazilian football, such as this:

“Andre Santos is Brazilian”

Changed to this:

“We are looking at Brazilian players. We will conduct our business in private, and let you know the moment anything is finalised”

Before you know what’s happened, your blog has received 100,000 hits in 20 minutes, and the owner of Caught Offside is ringing on a daily basis to offer you the position of chief researcher. The world is you oyster.

Just remember who gave you the tips.

Thanks for reading today (again), you beautiful bastards. See you in the comments for discussions, thoughts and probably a fair bit of abuse directed at me for being stupid. I deserve it…

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No Cescy-time and Arsenal should allow Diaby to leave.

The years had not been kind to ex-Sunderland player Dan Smith.

Good morning, darlings.

Let’s get all the fluff out of the way first, shall we.

Cesc Fabregas, the little furry-faced rascal, probably won’t be rejoining Arsenal. Such a thing was always a unlikely notion. Having spent 8 years proudly and majestically strutting around our midfield, he left. He opted to play for his childhood club, and whilst that club is abhorrent and filled to the brim with loathsome human beings, I didn’t begrudge him doing so in any way. His heart was always in Catalonia..

Cesc’s time there in recent months hasn’t been all that great. The crowd have occasionally jeered and whistled him, and he’s not getting consistent minutes on the pitch – still immeasurably more than Alex Song, mind you. And now Barcelona have signed Neymar…

Cue: Frothy, drooling, rampant speculation.

Would he return to Arsenal? Could Arsenal afford him? Will he do the unthinkable and join that Dutch cretin at Manchester United? In all likelihood, the answer to all 3 questions is a resounding “No!”.  Cesc isn’t a quitter, and he’s also an undoubtedly world-class midfielder. With Xavi and Iniesta not getting any younger, it’s only a matter of time before he is an integral part of the team.

When asked about what might occur in his future, Cesc, had these dismissive words to say:

“It has taken a lot for me to get where I am and I am not thinking about throwing it all away for nothing.

“If they (Barcelona) said that they didn’t want me that would be another thing, what I really want is to triumph at Barca, that has been my dream since I was small.

“The important thing in life is to accept the good and also bad moments when they happen.

“If they (the crowd) whistle me I have to accept it. I am the first person that knew it would be the biggest challenge of my life (to play at Barcelona). I only want to play. Barca is my home, I have always dreamed of triumphing here.

“Up until now everything has gone well. The important thing is to work and work so that you enjoy it more than you don’t.”

And that puts the matter to bed as far as I’m concerned. He doesn’t want to leave, and Barcelona don’t wish to sell him. Case closed.

The other point of news today regards Abou Diaby – he of the incredibly brittle skeleton. Still not expected to be anywhere near the first team until Christmas, the inury-prone Frenchman has taken step toward recovery from a knee ligament injury sustained in March. Abou is off the crutches, and expects to be running around soon.

Before I mention my opinion on this matter, I feel I should point out I’m a huge fan of Diaby’s, and there is nothing I’d like to see more than his injury trouble put firmly behind him. As it was showcased in his performance at Anfield last season, when he’s fit and playing well, the guy is an absolute monster in the centre of the field.

However, he is 27-years-old, and his games played statistics are woeful. Since that brainless thug at Sunderland broke his ankle, Abou has barley managed to hold down a starting position. It’s a terrible shame, but I feel it’s time we cut our losses, and allowed his place in the squad to go to someone capable of contributing to the team.

I’d love to be proved wrong, but I see no light at the end of the tunnel. All I see is a gifted footballer ravaged by misfortune who will be forever remembered by what he might have been. The optimist in me often thinks he should be given one more chance, as this might be the time he finally pulls through, and we get to reap the rewards of a very talented player. Yet it’s the pessimist that wins through here. Football is a business, and allowing him to move on is good business.

That’s all for today, folks. The comments await your views on Diaby. Would you keep him in the hope he can beat the constant ailments, or release him and move on? Let me know.

I shall return with more tomorrow. As always; thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards.

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Arsene will spend the cash. He’s not afraid to do so, you know…

Fans were beginning to insist Arsene spent some money.

Evening folks.

“Where the bloody hell have you been?”

Sorry. I’ve had tasks of more pressing concern to attend to. It’s a tricky thing, managing your daily life with the urge to blog on a daily basis. Occasionally, what I have to do gets the better of what I want to do.

“So James, tell us  - what’s new?”

Well, in my small absence, nothing of substantial interest has happened. There are no startling revelations or astonishing rumours to get my teeth into. It’s as quiet as can be out there at the moment.

As a regular blogger around the Goonershpere for some time now, it’s nice to be able to use my position to help those who are just starting. Philip Allison has just put together a new Arsenal blog named Wrong  Foot Pele, and it’s well worth a look. Good luck to you in the future, and welcome to the vast, sprawling universe that is the Arsenal online community, Philip.

“You mentioned money and spending in the title. Talk about that. We want transfer news, at once!”

Jesus. Calm down. I was getting to that.

Talking at a Q&A with fans and shareholders, Ivan Gazidis has put his usual spin on what will happen with the funds at Arsene’s disposal. The slippery so-and-so had these words to say when quizzed about potential splurging:

“Arsene is not scared to spend money but he has to believe they are top-class players who will add to the squad.

“Can I guarantee he will spend all of the money available to him? That depends on the talent.

“Arsene has done an outstanding job to make sure Arsenal stay in the mix with the top teams – not where we want to be, but in the mix – on a relatively limited budget.”

If I had a shiny new fifty pence piece for every time I’ve heard a variation of that quote wheeled out by the Board, I’d be some way closer to realising my dream of recording my debut Hip-Hop album –  It wouldn’t be “Gangsta” as I don’t own a “9″ and I’m yet to experience “smoking a punk-ass crack ho”.

Regarding what we will do in the window; I have a very simple take on it. I believe we may see something big happen, and that there is some weight to the promises this time around. Call it blind optimism, or raging stupidity, if you so desire, but I genuinely feel that way. Fact and evidence are not two things I posses that can back up my feeling. Nope, afraid not folks. I have a little thing called faith, and that’s something that’s always open to criticism.

We enter this summer free from tiresome speculation surrounding our best player/s, and revenue seems to have increased to such an extent there is a plentiful wad of cash at the manager’s disposal. Gazidis mentions the miracles Arsene has accomplished “on a relatively limited budget”. The money is available to the manager now more so than it has been for a while. It’s up to him to do something with it, and to make it count.

I believe he will.

And that’s yer lot today, boys ‘n;’ girls. The comments section below is practically gagging to be used. Do you have any thoughts on how we might spend over the next couple of months? Feel free to jot down one or two of your thoughts. I’ll look forward to reading through a few.

I shall return tomorrow. As always; thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards.

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