Starting XI against QPR and team news. UEFA are morons.

FA Premiership, March 31st: QPR Vs Arsenal Saturday is here. Glorious football returns. Morning, folks! Queens Park Rangers are one of those clubs I’ve built up a hatred for very quickly. My disdain doesn’t reach the unwavering levels I reserve for those grubby, inbred neighbours of ours, but any team…

WE NEED A F@*%ING MIDFIELDER!

Friday greetings, boys ‘n’ girls. Quite some time ago, a work colleague of mine told me a story about themselves in which they woke up at 3am with an incredible craving for chocolate. For reasons beyond my comprehension, I found this unbelievably hilarious. What I’m certain was a fairly humdrum…

Denilson to stay in Brazil. Large summer clear-out ahead?

Morning, folks! Thursday morning is here, and given that my current working life is a swirling mess of irritation and exceeds all usual levels of business, It’s nice to be doing somethng that I really enjoy; writing this drivel for your enjoyment. I’ve done my customary reading on the early…

Song’s singing, Gotze’s not going and M’Vila news.

Hello everyone! Today, I’m probably a little behind due to most of the news stories having broken soon after yesterday’s post. I would have updated, but I had a hell-worthy day at work and I wasn’t afforded the luxury of time. First up is Alex Song. He’s reportedly been offered…

Arteta warns of complacency. Podolski imminent, or a million miles away.

Welcome to the deliciousness of Tuesday morning, folks. A lot of folks out there have taken to mocking Spurs fans for there ill-advised “mind the gap” attempts at hilarity. Poking fun at their faltering of recent weeks is undoubtedly fun, but it’s also a very risky business. We might be…

Monday morning: Vertonghen’s 9 rivals, team of the year and “Kaka! Get a restart!!”

Monday snuggles and such to you, the fairest of reader. With the business of obtaining 3 points put to bed in its comfiest pyjamas, football of any significance seems another eternity away. Sure, there are games this week, but there’s no Arsenal until the weekend. As is customary, I’ve begun…

3 goals, 3points, 3 ahead of Spurs and Koscielny’s injury.

FA Premiership, 24th March: Arsenal 3-0 Aston Villa Post-matchday greetings, jubilant masses. I’d stated before the game kicked-off, that I’d like a comfortable, routine victory that didn’t induce heart palpitations and unrelenting terror the moment a ball sailed toward our penalty area. I got what I asked for. As soon…