Monthly Archive: May 2012

It’s all about the transfers… Who signs? Who leaves? Who stays? Whose head explodes from sheer boredom?

Morning, fellow Goonery lifeforms. I find this time of year to be inexorably dull. I’m sure you do too. Some of you fine folks may very well be looking forward to watching the Euros, perhaps cheering on your respective nations…
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Llorente to Arsenal? Yeah, right… Aaron Ramsey’s season and offers for Bendtner.

Morning, folks. What a beautiful Monday morning it is. Those of you that use it will know Twitter is capable of popping up with some truly wild and spurious stories. According to a very dubious ‘journalist’ in Bilbao, Fernando Llorente…
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Has Robin van Persie told Arsenal he wants to leave? He has according to reports in the press.

Morning folks. I’m the bearer of (alleged) bad news today. If you’ve not read the story featured in The Mirror, here are the main parts of intrigue and sorrow: It was with great regret that Van Persie informed Arsenal that…
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M’Vila to speak, Vertonghen prefers Spurs, Kalou, the Euros and zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Morning, folks. Today’s news is as brief and uninspiring as you might imagine with the focus mainly on England’s warm-up games. I’ve always struggled when it comes to supporting my national team. Where some purchase banners and decorate their cars…
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