Arsenal news: transfers, departures, contracts? Well, there isn’t much today…

Afternoon, delicious lifeforms. Wow. It’s a quiet one today. If you’ve searched around looking for news, updates, shocking revelations or speculative delight; I’m afraid you may leave disappointed. The summer months often bring days like today. Some days are filled with all kinds of news, others… well, they can be…

‘Sources’ say Robin has agreed a contract with Man City. Who are these ‘sources’?

Evening, folks. I’m sure you’ve all heard the various ‘exclusives’ and such that perpetually float around news outlets. ‘Sources’ – allegedly reliable ones – say that Robin has agreed a contract with Man City – a deal that was done as far back as March. The wages are said to…

Welcome Giroud, plug pulled on M’Vila and cackling transfer spinsters.

Evening, precious. We are here. Gone is the participation of England in an international tournament. What remains is a state of footballing purgatory; a desolate, frightening area, bereft of our beautiful game and accompanied by the perpetual howls of cackling transfer spinsters. The spinsters I mention are those folks out…

Penalties, despair, ineptitude, Wilshere, Oxlade-Chamberian, vitriol and more.

Morning, folks. Football can be a cruel mistress. Just as she builds up your hopes, as expectations grow and hope appears on the horizon; she kicks you square in the testicles. Those of us who love the beautiful game have all experienced the crushing low a defeat can bring –…

England, Denilson, van Persie, Germany, Ozil, Italy and bits.

Morning, Earthlings. Having previously stated to you England at the Euros was of little interest to me, I now find myself swept away by things and – dare I say it – that old familiar feeling in my stomach of brewing nerves and excitement is very much present. I’m looking…

Snore-fest, Bendtner, Giroud, M’Vila, Fabregas, Spain, transfers and stuff

Later than usual greetings, folks. Oddly enough, I have a phobia of falling asleep in chairs. It’s the notion of falling backwards or sideways and waking up in a crumpled heap of bones and pain that unsettles me enough to prevent dozing off. Spain – in tonights game, and throughout…

“90% an Arsenal player” is still 10% away from being one.

Good morning, delicious readers. Olivier Giroud. His is the name smacking off the lips of an aroused collective of Gooners today, as there are some Wenger quotes doing the rounds that say the deal is all but done. Those quotes are: “Giroud didn’t play much (at the Euros so far),…