Monthly Archive: June 2012

Arsenal news: transfers, departures, contracts? Well, there isn’t much today…

Afternoon, delicious lifeforms. Wow. It’s a quiet one today. If you’ve searched around looking for news, updates, shocking revelations or speculative delight; I’m afraid you may leave disappointed. The summer months often bring days like today. Some days are filled…
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‘Sources’ say Robin has agreed a contract with Man City. Who are these ‘sources’?

Evening, folks. I’m sure you’ve all heard the various ‘exclusives’ and such that perpetually float around news outlets. ‘Sources’ – allegedly reliable ones – say that Robin has agreed a contract with Man City – a deal that was done…
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Welcome Giroud, plug pulled on M’Vila and cackling transfer spinsters.

Evening, precious. We are here. Gone is the participation of England in an international tournament. What remains is a state of footballing purgatory; a desolate, frightening area, bereft of our beautiful game and accompanied by the perpetual howls of cackling…
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Penalties, despair, ineptitude, Wilshere, Oxlade-Chamberian, vitriol and more.

Morning, folks. Football can be a cruel mistress. Just as she builds up your hopes, as expectations grow and hope appears on the horizon; she kicks you square in the testicles. Those of us who love the beautiful game have…
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England, Denilson, van Persie, Germany, Ozil, Italy and bits.

Morning, Earthlings. Having previously stated to you England at the Euros was of little interest to me, I now find myself swept away by things and – dare I say it – that old familiar feeling in my stomach of…
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Snore-fest, Bendtner, Giroud, M’Vila, Fabregas, Spain, transfers and stuff

Later than usual greetings, folks. Oddly enough, I have a phobia of falling asleep in chairs. It’s the notion of falling backwards or sideways and waking up in a crumpled heap of bones and pain that unsettles me enough to…
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