Ballsy Arsenal to hold Robin to the remainder of his contract…

Afternoon folks. I was intending today’s pots to be a simple round up of bits and bobs. Then I came across a story attributed to he highly dubious Goal.com. In one of those articles that have ‘sources’ and are about as reputable as a 45-year-old prostitute with a penchant for…

Arsenal could/should bid for Neymar and Ganso.

Evening folks. Geez. I wish the new season would hurry up and get here. At present. my days consist of hopefully opening up various website, only to be met with crushing disappointment when I discover there’s bugger all happening. I could mention the interminable saga of Robin van Persie, but,…

Arsenal need player ‘A’ and player ‘B’ to compete…

Morning, you splendidly attired creatures. You all look especially lovely this morning. That’s a lovely sweater-vest you have on. When things are quiet in the world of Arsenal, when footballing news is taken up with John Terry’s court fiasco; on occasion, I truly wonder what I can write that isn’t…

New away kit, Egyptian on his way, mystery Spaniards and trialists.

Mornin’ gorgeous. The new kit is pretty damn nice, isn’t it? When I first saw it, my initial thoughts were of how much it reminded me of the suit worn by Gene Wilder in the original Willy Wonka film – not the one with Johnny Depp looking like a creepy…

Is Robin van Persie about to pull a dramatic and bizarre U-turn to re-sign?

Morning, folks. Yesterday, there were rumours abound. Before I get into having a bit of a blather about them, I’d like to make something abundantly clear; I really wouldn’t get your hopes up. With the amount of opportunists out there happy to utilise misinformation and poppycock to gain a bit…

Batman, Robin, Transfers, Jovetic, Chamakh and news.

Afternoon, you splendid creatures. Thank you, Christopher Nolan. If it wasn’t for you giving me something to salivate over and anticipate, I think I might be letting this interminable misery and doom-mongering surrounding Arsenal get me a little down. As I tweeted earlier today; I think it’s fate softening the…

Theo talks, Robin talks. ‘Inception’ your transfer rumours.

Morning folks. Just a quick one today. This week it’s reported that ‘showdown’ talks will ensue. With some players already reporting for pre-season today, we’re at the point where action or resolution is needed. Theo and Robin are those main points. For me it’s really very simple; Robin has made…

Arsenal have money. Arsenal have no money. Arsenal will sign players. Arsenal will not sign any players.

Morning, darling readers. Depending on where you cast your peepers, Arsenal either have money, or they are the footballing equivalent of those hairy men you see slumped in the doorway of a Costcutter at 3am. Some folks would have you believe it’s going to starting raining transfers (Hallelujah! We’re going…