Koscielny, Giroud, Walcott, Chamakh, Arshavin, Martinez, and I’m at a loss for words.

Morning folks. Blimey. Where do I start? If someone had told me yesterday that Arsenal would concede 5, score 7, and Chamakh would score not one, but two really good goals, I’d have quickly labelled that person as bonkers, and moved to have them sectioned. Football is a bizarre and…

Starting XI for the game against Reading.

Morning folks. Call me a pessimist, if you will; I think this particular competition represents our best chance of some silverware. It may be brandished “Mickey Mouse” in many circles, and It may contains consistently weaker teams than you’d expect to meet. But such is my yearning for a trophy,…

An interview with Robin van Persie, Wilshere, and getting shot in the face.

Morning folks. As is customary, I’m writing last night for publication today. I ache. My god, do I ache. Paintball is fun, make no mistake; but it is a tiring pursuit, and one that I found, much to my chagrin, involves getting shot in the face quite regularly. At one…

Wilshere, Arteta, Cazorla, Giroud, Arshavin, and a much-needed three points.

Morning folks. It’s going to be a quick review today. In a few moments, I’m off to brave the chilly weather and break my paintball virginity. I’m slightly worried. Not becuase I fear getting shot. Nope. I worry simulated violence might bring out a bad side of my personality. If…

Starting XI for the game against QPR

Morning folks. Something’s happening – happening to me. My friends say I’m behaving peculiarly. Come along now baby, we better make a start. You better make it soon before you break my heart. I thought that was an apt quote – and one that should efficiently destroy any credibility I…

The Tuesday Club, no transfer solutions, Arsenal apathy, and the wonder of a comfy dressing gown.

Morning folks. You may be wondering why a dressing gown takes it’s place in today’s title. It’s because, for the first time in my 30 years, I’ve bought myself one. It’s deliciously comfortable, warming and adorned with the type of patterns mere mortal eyes cannot contend with. I feel like…

Gervinho, Santos, Gnabry, Arshavin, Wenger, and another cauldron of sh*t.

*Hmmphh* I ordinarily would great you with a chipper, “morning folks”. Not today. I hated the piece I wrote on Sunday after the Norwich defeat. Not because of how it was written, but due to what it contained; anger and pessimism. I like to think I’m a fairly positive soul;…

Starting XI for the game against Schalke.

Morning folks. “Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up”. Yes, that is a quote from Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy. Yes, I am a bit of a loser. It’s fairly apt though, isn’t it? The Norwich debacle is best left unmentioned. I’ve expressed my opinions…