Jardim, Rodgers And Löw Linked As Wenger Replacements: One Would Be A Dreadful Choice.

Afternoon, all. As promised in Yesterday’s post, today I’m going to spend a few moments talking about the areas in which Arsenal can change things. As luck would have it, before I began writing I noticed that a – alleged – shortlist of potential Arsene Wenger replacements had been ‘leaked’…

Arsenal Might Be Utter Toilet, But Here Are 5 Reasons To Be Cheerful.

Arsenal 0-3 Manchester City Afternoon, folks… Not having the opportunity to post either last night after the game or this morning has given me a little time to digest what happened in yesterday’s Carabao Cup final. After many arduous moments of sweaty deliberation and deep personal revelation, I’ve established that…

Manchester City, Carabao Cup Final (N): Team News And Starting XI

Greetings, folks. Today we embark upon another trip to Wembley and another cup final – our 4th in the past 5 years. Say what you wish about Arsenal’s indifferent form and failure to reach consistency in the league, but to reach that number of cup finals is impressive. The League/Carabao…

Cocky Milan, Europa League, Overrated Jack Wilshere And Other Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. It’s a beautiful sunny day here in the South West. Beautiful, sunny and bloody freezing. I’ve just got in from a session out on my bike and I have a variety of frozen extremities – even the incredibly fetching Bane mask I wore out to aid breathing in…

Arsenal Progress Despite Being Unwaveringly Cack.

Arsenal 1-2 Ostersunds (Agg 4-2) Evening, folks. This will be a quick post whilst I’ve got 5 minutes to myself. After the game finished last night, I was beat so I drifted blissfully off into a delicious sleep with minimal fuss. Alas, doing so meant that I didn’t have any…

Ostersunds FK, Europa League (H): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, folks. As far as forgone conclusions go, tonight’s match is one of the more obvious. If Arsenal fail to progress, into the last 16, then it’s fair to say we’ll have seen comfortably the worst result of Arsene Wenger’s time as an Arsenal manager. Or anyone else’s for that…

Arsenal Want Doucoure, Edinburgh And Magnificent Fan Bickering.

Evening, all. Apologies for not being around the past 3 days. I had a fabulous stag weekend in Edinburgh that was, unfortunately, cut somewhat short by a nasty viral infection of my throat which left me a shambling, incompetent excuse of a man that slept for 15 hours the next…

Arsene Wenger To See Out Contract… Or So He Hopes…

Morning, folks. I prepared this post yesterday as I knew you’d all miss me. Right about now, I’ll be making my way to Edinburgh to take part in some frivolities for my stag-party – an event that’s been splendidly planned by Daniel Cowan. We have ourselves a day of steak,…