The Dortmund Connection, Troy Deeney’s Cojones, Player Ratings And More.

Arsenal 3-0 Watford Morning, folks. Well, that turned out to be a rather eventful match. We scored our 1000th Premiership goal, Petr Cech accomplished his 200th clean sheet and Mesut Ozil became the quickest player to reach 50 assists in English league football – beating the record previously held by…