Wojciech, Kieran, Thomas, Laurent, Bacary, Tomas, Alex, The Ox, Theo, Gervinho and Robin

UEFA Champions League March 6th Arsenal 3-0 AC Milan Good morning to you, the oh-so-nearly delirious and astonished reader. It’s a rare moment when the team warrants extensive praise having gone out of a competition, but this morning they deserve nothing less than that. I thought they were truly magnificent,…

Arsenal’s starting XI against Milan and match preview

Morning, eternal optimists! So, do we go for it? Should we throw the slightest sign of caution to the wind, field our strongest available attacking line-up and have a real go at Milan? Logically, we’re out and tonight’s result is nothing more than a foregone conclusion. AC Milan are defensively…

Winning ugly is a thing of beauty

FA Premiership 3rd March Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal Morning, friends, countrymen, foreign acquaintances and dubious ruffians oh-so-keen to post curiously worded and vitriolic comments – Spurs fans… *rolls eyes*. Before kick off yesterday, I would have happily accepted a point. Anfield is always a tricky ground from which to escape with…

Thomas, Robin, Abou, Aaron and Arsenal Vs Liverpool.

Morning, boys and girls. I’ve always secretly had a begrudging respect for Liverpool’s horde of past glories. During the 80s, my classmates would bombard me with gleeful yelps of celebration the moment their beloved Reds secured a major honour. As the sole Gooner representative during my formative schooling, I took…

Podolski, Hamsik, A trip to Klanfield and Gentleman’s Golf

Good morning, puddings. It’s a deathly quiet day in Arsenal world. Klanfield awaits us on Saturday at the thoroughly ridiculous kick-off time of 12:45, so news of player injuries and absentees should begin today with conformation on the morning of the game. As things stand, there’s very little to report,…

Unscathed Dutchmen, Abhorrent national teams and Cameron Diaz’s use of the ‘C’ word.

Greetings!! To one, to all, I extend the fairest of morning wishes. Did you cast your peepers over the England game last night? Did you sit there in the dark, clutching a pillow and hiding behind the sofa every time ‘Scotty’ Parker shambled within 6 feet of Robin van Persie?…

Podolski agrees to join Arsenal and international nightmares.

Morning, and hi-de-ho, campers. Before we begin, I’d like to wish you all a happy leap year. Go out, have fun and make the most of an extra day. So, onwards toward the unbridled delirium of today’s delicious post. Are you all sitting comfortably? Yes? Splendid, then I shall begin:…