“5-4, we’re gunna win 5-4” Milan give Arsenal a bloody good hiding and questions need to be asked.

Morning folks, or perhaps I should say “mourning folks”… Where to begin? That was a barrel of laughs, wasn’t it? Did you enjoy the game? Have you got a smile on your face a mile long? No? Oh… There are individuals out there that will revel in the waves of…

Starting XI against Milan, gobshites, Dennis speaks and pace is our deadliest weapon.

Good morning to you, the eagerly anticipating. In stark contrast to yesterday’s horrors, my bowels are functioning efficiently and pleasantly today. Hardly relevant, I know; I decided to share it with you regardlessly. If I can’t offer frank, graphic and intimate details of my bodily functions with my delicious readership,…

Mikel, Arsene, Eden Hazard’s filthy admission, Per’s ankle, away goals, yellow kits and a case of the shits.

Good morning, folks from around the globe, and a very happy Valentine’s Day to you. I hope you’ve all got something nice planned if you’ve a significant other, something maudlin and gushy that’ll entice them toward the bedroom. If not, and if you’ve taken a moment out of your day…

Stephane, Per, Gervinho, Thomas and Monday morning blues.

Dear diary, Is it wrong of my to covet the advances of an older man? Le-Yu Wong may be an 83-year-old retired general in the Vietnamese army, his family may fear I wish only to exploit him for his vast fortune accrued smuggling heroin into America, but I believe our…

Aaron, Andrey, Arsene, Jack’s speedy recovery and Thierry, King Thierry.

Sunday morning salutations to you, jubilant hero worshipers. News dominated by moronic racists refusing handshakes and twitchy tax-evading candidates for the England job is for others to discuss. Today, my friends, it’s good to be a Gooner. Fairytales, huh? 92 minutes gone, the scores remain tied in game Arsenal need…

Kieran, Thomas, Per, Alex, Laurent, Thierry, Robin, Bendtner’s ego and Sunderland.

Saturday morning greetings to you, dedicated and enlightened reader. The fixtures are about to start coming thick and fast. January’s faltering and poor set of results showed that there are still glaring weaknesses in the squad that are easily exploited, but the resurgence of recent weeks has given me a…