Aubameyang And Mkhitaryan, English Divers, Your Questions And Stuff…

Afternoon, folks. As we head towards the big game on Saturday, things start to heat up between Arsenal and Tottenham in the press. Mostly this comprises of journalists intentionally trying to lure either side into saying something controversial so they can, in turn, gleefully present these remarks to the other.…

Do Arsenal Need A New Goalkeeper? Cech, Ospina And Macey: A Look At What We Have.

Afternoon, peeps. There isn’t much news today… I’m currently eating a Belgian chocolate waffle. That statement is about the most newsworthy nugget I have for you. As a follow-on from that exclusive, I should mention that it is quite nice and was (I’ve now finished) complimented quite wonderfully by the…

Cheating Spurs, Delayed Hangovers, I’d Like Arsene Wenger To Stay and Other Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. Yesterday morning I made a foolish boast. I claimed that after an evening of rambunctuous gin consumption, I awoke the next day without a sore head or deep sense of regret. As it turns out, the hangover had only been momentarily suspended and fully hit home around the…