AC Milan, Europa League 2nd Leg (H): Team News and Starting XI.

Howdy, ya’ll. Tonight we should get the job done. That word – “should” – doesn’t exactly fill you with an abundance of confidence, does it? This is Arsenal, and in things Arsenal-related, “should” often means “high potential for making total mess of everything”. We’ve a commanding lead with 2 away…

Watford, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Morning, folks. The games are coming thick and fast. Like premature ejaculation, but without any of the mess. Or like a milkshake in a Ferrari. Or like a cow on rocket-powered roller-skates. Or like… well you get the idea. Today we face Watford at the Emirates on the back of…

Manchester City, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, folks. No post yesterday as I was snowed in… And I overslept. And I was extra bust at work. And I managed my time especially poorly. And I had to field quite a few angry, abusive e-mails from the Brendan Rodgers Mafia on account of Tuesday’s post, the majority…

Manchester City, Carabao Cup Final (N): Team News And Starting XI

Greetings, folks. Today we embark upon another trip to Wembley and another cup final – our 4th in the past 5 years. Say what you wish about Arsenal’s indifferent form and failure to reach consistency in the league, but to reach that number of cup finals is impressive. The League/Carabao…

Ostersunds FK, Europa League (H): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, folks. As far as forgone conclusions go, tonight’s match is one of the more obvious. If Arsenal fail to progress, into the last 16, then it’s fair to say we’ll have seen comfortably the worst result of Arsene Wenger’s time as an Arsenal manager. Or anyone else’s for that…

Ostersunds FK, Europa League (A): Team News And Starting XI.

Afternoon, folks. This evening we’re in an extremely chilly Sweden for a Europa League away game with Ostersunds FK. I know very little of our hosts and the tie is being considered as a fixture that’s straightforward and a win should be achieved with minimal fuss. Of course, that’s just…

Tottenham, Premiership (A): Team News And Starting XI.

Good morning, folks. It’s here; the tingly, nauseas, nervous sensation that invariably accompanies the North London derby against those rambunctious Spurs of Tottenham. We hate them, they hate us. The atmosphere in and around Wembley today will be palpably vitriolic. It’s football’s glorious contradiction; I’m dreading the match and I…

Everton, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, folks. After yesterday’s silliness, it’s time for me to at least try and be a little more serious. There’s a little something called a competitive football match happening today and that seems to have been lost in amongst endless transfers rumours and players moving here, there and everywhere. Now…