Match previews

Starting XI against QPR and team news. UEFA are morons.

FA Premiership, March 31st: QPR Vs Arsenal Saturday is here. Glorious football returns. Morning, folks! Queens Park Rangers are one of those clubs I’ve built up a hatred for very quickly. My disdain doesn’t reach the unwavering levels I reserve…
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Starting XI against Villa, team news and Podolski’s 67th medical at Arsenal.

FA Premiership, March 24th: Arsenal Vs Aston Villa Saturday morning and match-day greetings, fellow lifeforms. We wait what seems like an eternity for Arsenal fixtures to return, and we’ve found ourselves with the luxury of two within quick succession. London…
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Starting XI against Newcastle, team news and transfer fluff ‘n’ stuff.

FA Premiership, Monday 12th March Arsenal Vs Newcastle Monday salutations, intrepid perusers. The weekend results have been kind to us. Spurs and Liverpool continued to falter, and whilst Chelsea won, they were far from convincing. Today, we have the opportunity…
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Preview: Arsenal Vs a bunch of irksome shite-bags with a twitchy, tax-evading manager whose name I don’t care to mention.

Good morning, folks. The big day is here. Are you feeling a little nervous? Whilst not overcome with terror, Butterflies are hovering about my insides and there is the occasional frenzy of gaseous activity in my underpants. I really, really…
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Starting XI against Sunderland, FA Cup, Whizzy, Mertesacker, Gervinho, train journeys and Arsenal’s alleged ‘clear out’.

Morning, fellow Gooners and friends from across the world. Not having a laptop can sometimes hamper my ability to blog. Whereas I assume most can enjoy the comfort of keying their posts from a delicious terminal, or sat cosily on…
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