Swansea City, Premiership (A): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, sausages. With all this furore surrounding transfers and who’s leaving and who’s isn’t, it’s been pretty easy to overlook the fact we have the small measure of a league fixture this evening. We travel to Swansea’s Liberty Stadium in sunny Wales to face the side currently languishing bottom in…

Chelsea, Carabao Cup Semi-Final (H): Team News And Starting XI

Howdy, peeps. This is going to a sensationally swift entry today as I’m currently stealing a few minutes where I can. So, without any rambling intros or peculiar admissions, I’ll get straight into the team news for tonight’s game. Danny Welbeck and Olivier Giroud are definitely out tonight along with Santi…

Crystal Palace, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Morning, folks Isn’t it pleasant to have something other than speculation to talk about? Gone, albeit momentarily, is the farrago of spurious chattering and in its place we welcome the salvation – hopefully- of competitive football. I’m going to keep this short today because I’ve plenty of other things occupying…

Chelsea – Carabao Cup Semi-Final (A): Preview, Team News And Starting XI (Guess).

Afternoon, folks. I’m going to make this quick. I would say, if I’m being honest, the Europa League still represents our best chance of a trophy this season. We might be in the semi-final of the Carabao Cup, but in order to lift the one domestic trophy that has eluded…

Nottingham Forest – FA Cup 3rd Round (A): Preview, Team News and Starting XI (Guess).

Morning, folks. This is almost totally irrelevant to football, but I’m currently doing my utmost to get fit. I’ve a wedding and honeymoon coming up this year, and a curious bulge has appeared around my midriff. This is mainly due to the fact I like pizza and I find it…

Crystal Palace, Alexis Sanchez, Virgil Van Dijk and Festive Stuff.

I am currently a mess of over-consumption. Christmas has that effect on me and many others; there’s some peculiar draw to being utterly glutenous and slovenly, only to be hit with the stark realisation that all that behaviour isn’t especially helpful. This leaves the only sensible course of action to…

Red Star Belgrade (H): Team News & Starting Line-up.

Howdy, folks. I hope these words find you well, rested, nourished and generally content. I’m all of the aforementioned; currently sat in my office drinking gin at 12:30 in the afternoon and enjoying a well-earned rest away from the trials and tribulations of life in a kitchen. Things are all…

Watford (A): Team News, Starting Line-Up And Contract Updatezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Morning, folks. Isn’t it a greatly satisfying feeling knowing all that nonsense surrounding international qualifiers has taken a back seat where it belongs? I know some of you may claim it’s unpatriotic to have little enthusiasm for the fortunes of your country’s football team. Perhaps you have a point. Nonetheless,…