Arsenal Vs Hull City: Team News And Starting XI

Morning, y’all. Right, today’s preview is going to be the bare minimum as, to be quite frank with you all, I’ve many other things to attend to this morning before the game kicks off. These this range from feeding two bunnies hell-bent of reaping havoc across my home the second…

Chelsea Vs Arsenal: Starting Line-up And Team News.

Morning, folks. I have an usual feeling today and it’s not dread. Ordinarily, I view trips to the Bridge of Stamford with considerable trepidation – imagine the kind of enthusiasm you’d have for smearing your genitals in jam and dry-humping a wasp nest and you’re on the same level. Our…

Watford Team News, Walcott, Welbeck, Sutton United And We Can Win The League.

Morning, folks. Apologies for the absence. I could blather a little about the reasons for not being able to post, but they’re so predictably related to my other pursuits that I’m not sure I can be bothered. The two of you that pop by this site from time to time…

Southampton Vs Arsenal: Guesswork Starting XI And Team News

Morning, folks. Today sees us enter into the majesty of the FA Cup. Nostalgia. Sunday afternoons in front of Match Of The Day as a child. Jumpers for goalposts. Not having to pay f*cking bills and mortgages on items you own, yet somehow invariably end up owning you. Ahhh, to…

Swansea Vs Arsenal: Team News, Predicted Starting 11 And More.

Afternoon, folks. After what seems like an eternity of nothingness, an abyss of darkness and non-footballyness (not a word), we have a Arsenal fixture to get our proverbial teeth stuck into. And it’s another – as they all seem to be at present – which I’d consider both vital for…

Preston North End Vs Arsenal: Team News And Predicted Starting 11

Morning, folks. As you read this, I’m in the skies travelling from Bristol to Amsterdam for a nice weekend away in a beautiful city. I hate flying. I’m not talking an aversion, more of a full-blown phobia that puts me on edge hours before. So if you think I’m boasting…

Bournemouth Vs Arsenal: Team News And Predicted Starting 11

Morning’s greeting, folks. After the Christmas and New Year’s period, I have no idea what day of the week it is. Monday’s feel like Saturday’s, Sunday’s feel like Tuesday’s and the world has all of a sudden refused to make sense. Either that, or I’ve finally lost the use of…

Arsenal vs West Brom: Team News And Predicted Starting 11.

Morning, folks. Did you have a good Christmas? I certainly did – a day that was a blur of cooking, presents, trivial pursuit, cider, excessive consumption and bunnies scampering about and sh*ting at an incredible rate (Seriously.. it’s unfathomable just how many times a little bunny will sh*t in the…