Match reviews

Iwobi, Walcott, Perez, Banners, Wenger And A Tie With Lincoln City To Follow.

Perez

Morning, folks. Underwhelming. That’s how I’d describe last night’s victory at Sutton United. I guess what was important beyond everything else was simply that we won. And win we did. But the whole thing was just a bit ‘meh’. You…
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Coquelin, Mustafi, Ozil, Sanchez And The Predictability Of Arsenal’s Defeat.

LossBayern

Morning, folks. It’s Groundhog day… I think it’s fair to say that last night’s showing in the Champions League in Germany was a colossal shower of sh*t. After briefly flirting with a positive result when Alexis brought us level from…
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Arsenal’s Title Challenge Ends With A Whimper. That Goal Was Definitely A Foul, Mind You…

ArseChel

Morning, boys ‘n’ girls. How are you feeling today? Dejected? Forlorn? Thoroughly p*ssed off with just about everything to such an extent you drop-kicked a badger last night and set fire to your 1989 Anfield “I was in the away…
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Iwobi, Giroud, Sulkypants Alexis And It’s Positive Going Forward.

Alexis Sulk

Morning, folks. This is something of a belated review. Yesterday proved troublesome as far as posting goes because my free time was taken elsewhere. However, in this particular instance, the allotted activities to my free time serves great purpose for…
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Giroud, Bellerin, Elneny, Xhaka, 3 Points And One Hell Of A Scorpion Kick.

scorpionkick

Morning, 2017 friends. You might have noticed that yesterday’s preview did not materialise. Primarily, this was due to a preposterously busy NYE at work followed by an equally busy breakfast the day after. Add those two things to visits from…
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