Diving Welbeck, Bizarre John Cross, Good Win, Player Ratings And The Draw For The Quarter-Finals.

Arsenal 3-1 AC Milan (Agg 5-1) Afternoon, folks. What could have been an uncomfortable and upsetting night, proved to be a whole lot of fun in the end. So, let’s get straight into a review and some delicious player ratings: First half: Aside from a glorious opportunity Milan spurned within…

The Dortmund Connection, Troy Deeney’s Cojones, Player Ratings And More.

Arsenal 3-0 Watford Morning, folks. Well, that turned out to be a rather eventful match. We scored our 1000th Premiership goal, Petr Cech accomplished his 200th clean sheet and Mesut Ozil became the quickest player to reach 50 assists in English league football – beating the record previously held by…

Mkhitarayn and Ramsey Secure Great Win, Better Performance, Player Ratings And More.

AC Milan 0-2 Arsenal Morning, folks. You know that thing I said about blogging every day and how I’d soon get back into it and delicious content would be served with jarringly regularity? Yeah, didn’t do too well, did I. It’s been 3 days since we last spoke, and having…

We Can’t Put It All On Arsene Wenger- He Isn’t Solely To Blame.

Brighton And Hove Albion 2-1 Arsenal Afternoon, folks. First of all – apologies for the brief hiatus. I’m trying to blog everyday, but often the elements conspire against me. But, I’m here now – I can hear you all collectively omit a sigh of relief – and It’s a shame…

Abject Arsenal, Aubameyang, Welbeck, Ramsey And Wenger Is On His Last Legs.

Arsenal 0-3 Manchester City Afternoon, folks. Currently, I’m snowed in at home. Foolishly, I’d assumed that ‘Storm Emma’ would be tame and inconsequential and the warnings displayed across TV and the internet were nothing more than exaggerations. How wrong I was. In all my years, this is the worst snow…

Arsenal Might Be Utter Toilet, But Here Are 5 Reasons To Be Cheerful.

Arsenal 0-3 Manchester City Afternoon, folks… Not having the opportunity to post either last night after the game or this morning has given me a little time to digest what happened in yesterday’s Carabao Cup final. After many arduous moments of sweaty deliberation and deep personal revelation, I’ve established that…

Arsenal Progress Despite Being Unwaveringly Cack.

Arsenal 1-2 Ostersunds (Agg 4-2) Evening, folks. This will be a quick post whilst I’ve got 5 minutes to myself. After the game finished last night, I was beat so I drifted blissfully off into a delicious sleep with minimal fuss. Alas, doing so meant that I didn’t have any…

Comfortable Victory In Sweden And Hector Bellerin Fan TV

Ostersunds FK 0-3 Arsenal Howdy, ya’ll. Last night was probably the greatest performance by an English club side in Europe as Arsenal overcame all the odds to leave Sweden with a commanding 3-0 lead heading into the 2nd leg in a week’s time. It was an evening sprinkled with majesty,…