The Aubameyang Identity

Morning, folks. ***Behold as I create the trilogy of Bourne-themed headlines for no reason other than my own personal enjoyment!!*** This morning we have a great deal of speculation regarding the deal to bring Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang to the Emirates. Not on Arsenal’s part mind you, we’ve had a bid accepted…

Eddie NketiahMessiRonaldo And Arsenal’s Sensationally Unpredictable Form.

Hello, friends. Apologies for my recent absence. Sometimes these things occur. I had only the best intention, but, alas, my time was taken from me by that most irksome and intrusive of events; my gainful employment. In the week or so since I last treated you to some of my…

Jardim’s Premiership Interest, Chasms And The New Home Kit For 2018…

Howdy, folks. Ahead of us, there awaits a bleakness. A dark, murky chasm bereft of football. A chasm of emptiness. A chasm in which there is flicker of light and that light, seemingly an enterinty away, represents our next fixture away at Anfield to face Liverpool on March 4th. That’s…

Jamie Vardy, Make Up Your Damn Mind And The Start Of Euro2016

Morning, folks. Now, we should address the most important thing first. Where have I been? I made a solemn oath to write this delicious blog each and every single day. However, I’ve broken that oath – a sacred oath between blogger and readers that goes back for generations. The reason?…

Olivier Girbooooooooooooooooooo and Callum Chambers On Loan.

Morning, folks. Today is beautiful. Outside my window, my eyes feast upon resplendent sunshine across the sprawling metropolis of Gloucester. And it’s just bloody typical, isn’t it… You can always safely assume that the notoriously fickle British summertime will come bursting through on the days you have to work and…