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Welcome Giroud, plug pulled on M’Vila and cackling transfer spinsters.

Evening, precious. We are here. Gone is the participation of England in an international tournament. What remains is a state of footballing purgatory; a desolate, frightening area, bereft of our beautiful game and accompanied by the perpetual howls of cackling…
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Penalties, despair, ineptitude, Wilshere, Oxlade-Chamberian, vitriol and more.

Morning, folks. Football can be a cruel mistress. Just as she builds up your hopes, as expectations grow and hope appears on the horizon; she kicks you square in the testicles. Those of us who love the beautiful game have…
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Walcott, Giroud, M’Vila, England, Sweden and CRAZY bloomin’ transfer fluff.

Morning, folks. I was very happy for Theo last night. I’ve said before he can be brilliant and shit-awful in equal measure. I’ve stated many times that I find him extraordinarily frustrating. But I do love him to bits. When…
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Gazidis promises excitement, Robin’s probably coming home early and Twitchy calls it a day.

Morning, folks. Today’s post is going to be a hasty one. I watched the Holland game last night, and barring some sort of mathematical miricle, it looks as if Robin will be on his way home a lot earlier than…
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