Hello, I thought I’d do a little bonus post for today, seeing as there are quite a few photo’s hovering about Twitter of what appears to be the new Arsenal shirt for next season. I apologise for emblazoning the title with the ‘EXCLUSIVE’ as it’s hardly my own story; I just thought it was quite funny and made me feel a little like a journalist. I may rush down to the basement of a news office and bellow the phrase “Stop the press” someday, also – think that scene in ‘The Paper’ with Michael Keaton and Randy Quaid.
Featured on ‘ArsenalInsider’ (or ‘Insider Arse’ as i hilariously believe they should be renamed) the image shows a traditional style shirt with very peculiar navy-blue hoops on the arms and a blue collar. I’m informed by a few folks that there is a high percentage of probability here, but I’m not so sure: the shirt looks like something a colour-blind idiot has spent 5 minutes knocking up on Photoshop. Personally, I think it’s unbelievably shit-awful and I’ll be offering a few prayers to Dennis Bergkamp that this all turns out to be a ruse.
Have a look for yourselves:
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