For the attention of you. Yes, YOU.

To avoid confusion, I’ve changed my Twitter address to _ArmchairGooner as the previous address was, shall we say, a little misleading (‘Puddleduck’ is a moniker I’ve been cruelly assigned by friends and has little or nothing to do with Arsenal, unless, of course, you’re a Gooner with a penchant for the works of Beatrix Potter).

I hope you’ll take a moment to follow and indulge in all the wondrous and informative fluff I have to offer.

Also, I’m looking to host a weekly article. If you’re an aspiring blogger, or simply need an avenue in which to share your thoughts, drop me a line via the ‘contact me’ section. Arsenal related views, stories and opinions will be warmly welcomed, and all the credit for anything published will be extended to you, and you alone. I look forward to hearing from some of you.

Thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards.


  1. offiong

    Common man wats going on with u? Av been waiting for Ʊ’я?̲ post from yesterdays game and Ʊ’я?̲ telling me abt Ʊ’я?̲ nu twitter account?

  2. offiong

    So sorry just read Ʊ’я?̲ post on d game.

    1. James 'Raul' Stokes (Post author)

      No worries! This was merely an extra for today.

  3. NobblySan

    Greetings O wise one!

    Long time no contact.

    I thought I’d better update you on my latest stance regarding football.

    In response to a one word comment on our blog, the word being “hodgsonforarsenal!”, I posted the following diatribe. i will continue to pop i here and see how you’re doing, mate, but I;m afraid that me’n’footie are finished.

    G??day MrsT.
    I must admit to quite honestly not giving a flying fuck about football any more. Some twat was moaning on the BBC last night about the Arse being absolutely shocking last night ??…just like our season?, he whined.
    4th in the premiership aint so bloody bad ?? I bet Dalglish or another 15 managers would settle for that!
    The final straw for me was listening to that farce at Old Trafford last weekend. All the fucking media were interested in was who shook hands (or didn??t) with whom. The football just didn??t matter. Alan Green on Radio 5 summed it up, when he said that it all made him want to throw up.
    Couple that shit with Tales of Tevez, ??Appenings wiv ??Arry, and that whining bastard Pulis moaning about his poor overworked team having to play on a Thursday and then again on Sunday, and it just confirmed that I??m sick of the whole fucking shower of ??em.
    Even Dalglish has made an arse of himself over his public backing of the moronic Suarez?. and that??s something I never thought I??d even think about saying.
    Enough! Football is dead.

    1. James 'Raul' Stokes (Post author)

      Long time indeed, sir!

      I shall pay a visit to The Mad Hatters and have a good scour of the delights on offer.

      Oh, that’s very true, by the way!

      1. NobblySan

        Thanks, mate.

        It’s been coming for a few seasons now, but this latest fiasco has just tipped me over the edge……. and that’s before the neanderthal Terry drags his knuckles into a courtroom, England get knocked out of a competition in the quarters (just about right, in my book), and the BNP announce that Rooo-neeee is their new PR manager.
        OK, maybe not the last one, but you get my drift……

        Oh, and if you could correct the typos in my last commnet, I’d be grateful.


  4. NobblySan

    ‘commnet’? Fuck!


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