Arsene, Robin, Cesc and some Ukrainian gentleman I’ve never heard of.

Happy Sunday morning, folks. I hope you’re enjoying the day of rest wherever you are – I’m off out in a bit to hurl obscenities around the Cotswolds. Yep, Golf again today… Yesterday, Arsene was bold with his assertions. He made things abundantly clear that Robin van Persie wouldn’t be…

Podolski hasn’t signed for Arsenal (yet) and early Newcastle team news.

Morning, faithful readers. Everyone across the media has reported the Podolski signing as in-the-bag, complete, finished. Everyone aside from the ones that actually count. When pressed by pesky journalists to divulge the validity of the rumours, Arsene had this to say: “I have not a lot to say about that…

Sod off, Mancini, welcome Podolski (hopefully) and Diaby’s injury woes.

“Good morning, good morning to you, the beautiful, gorgeous and dedicated few”. I sung that with all my heart… Like me, I imagine most you you can do without the inevitability of Roberto Mancini sniffing around our best players. He’s an odious little ferret, isn’t he? His quotes regarding Robin…

Podolski is a Gooner (allegedly) and I’m still brimming with pride

And a bloody good morning to you, splendid reader. Doubtless to say, you’ve heard the Podolski rumblings by now. Last night, Twitter and the news outlets went into meltdown. The story of Lukas Podolski signing for Arsenal was everywhere and anywhere within seconds. The German publication ‘Bild’ claims that the…

Wojciech, Kieran, Thomas, Laurent, Bacary, Tomas, Alex, The Ox, Theo, Gervinho and Robin

UEFA Champions League March 6th Arsenal 3-0 AC Milan Good morning to you, the oh-so-nearly delirious and astonished reader. It’s a rare moment when the team warrants extensive praise having gone out of a competition, but this morning they deserve nothing less than that. I thought they were truly magnificent,…

Arsenal’s starting XI against Milan and match preview

Morning, eternal optimists! So, do we go for it? Should we throw the slightest sign of caution to the wind, field our strongest available attacking line-up and have a real go at Milan? Logically, we’re out and tonight’s result is nothing more than a foregone conclusion. AC Milan are defensively…

Winning ugly is a thing of beauty

FA Premiership 3rd March Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal Morning, friends, countrymen, foreign acquaintances and dubious ruffians oh-so-keen to post curiously worded and vitriolic comments – Spurs fans… *rolls eyes*. Before kick off yesterday, I would have happily accepted a point. Anfield is always a tricky ground from which to escape with…