Tottenham, Premiership (A): Team News And Starting XI.

Good morning, folks. It’s here; the tingly, nauseas, nervous sensation that invariably accompanies the North London derby against those rambunctious Spurs of Tottenham. We hate them, they hate us. The atmosphere in and around Wembley today will be palpably vitriolic. It’s football’s glorious contradiction; I’m dreading the match and I…

The Leaked Version Of Puma’s New Third Kit Isn’t As Hideous As You’d Think…

Afternoon, folks. There it is folks, the latest third kit for next season – or so it’s alleged. As you might imagine, many have seen the kit and immediately branded it a gaudy monstrosity that shouldn’t ever be unleashed upon the paying public. I’ve got to admit that it’s certainly…

Aubameyang And Mkhitaryan, English Divers, Your Questions And Stuff…

Afternoon, folks. As we head towards the big game on Saturday, things start to heat up between Arsenal and Tottenham in the press. Mostly this comprises of journalists intentionally trying to lure either side into saying something controversial so they can, in turn, gleefully present these remarks to the other.…

Do Arsenal Need A New Goalkeeper? Cech, Ospina And Macey: A Look At What We Have.

Afternoon, peeps. There isn’t much news today… I’m currently eating a Belgian chocolate waffle. That statement is about the most newsworthy nugget I have for you. As a follow-on from that exclusive, I should mention that it is quite nice and was (I’ve now finished) complimented quite wonderfully by the…

Cheating Spurs, Delayed Hangovers, I’d Like Arsene Wenger To Stay and Other Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. Yesterday morning I made a foolish boast. I claimed that after an evening of rambunctuous gin consumption, I awoke the next day without a sore head or deep sense of regret. As it turns out, the hangover had only been momentarily suspended and fully hit home around the…

Awesome Arsenal: Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang, Ramsey And A New-Look Attack

Arsenal 5-1 Everton Morning, folks. Today is a good day. Arsenal won, they did so playing some very exciting attacking football and, inexplicably, I drank copious amount of gin last night and I don’t have a hangover. Ordinarily, I’d be crumpled in a heap somewhere letting out the occasional pained…