Everton, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, folks. After yesterday’s silliness, it’s time for me to at least try and be a little more serious. There’s a little something called a competitive football match happening today and that seems to have been lost in amongst endless transfers rumours and players moving here, there and everywhere. Now…

Keyboard Warriors, Roger Daltrey’s Buttered Beasts And My Favourite Arsenal Haircuts.

Greetings, Earthlings. We’ve the pressing concern of a fixture tomorrow, so that invariably leaves Friday’s bereft of newsy goodness. There’s the usual bits ‘n’ bobs floating around out there, but nothing particular or worthwhile. So, as the two of you that read this site will attest; in such moments of…

Aubameyang, Ozil, Giroud And A Very Different Arsenal.

Afternoon, folks. First and foremost, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is officially an Arsenal player and it’s a great signing. He’ll wear the No14 shirt vacated by Walcott. Hopefully his presence in attack along with Mkhitaryan and Ozil can have a Pinnacle offers in 2018 style positive impact on a season that is…

Awful, Awful Arsenal, Man-Flu, Change At the Top, Aubameyang And More…

Swansea 3-1 Arsenal Morning, folks. This post will be a swift report on last night’s bloody awful display. The reason for the lack of anything substantial is I have man-flu. Full blown man-flu. The type of man-flu that renders me nothing more than a shambling, congested shadow of my former…

Swansea City, Premiership (A): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, sausages. With all this furore surrounding transfers and who’s leaving and who’s isn’t, it’s been pretty easy to overlook the fact we have the small measure of a league fixture this evening. We travel to Swansea’s Liberty Stadium in sunny Wales to face the side currently languishing bottom in…

The Aubameyang Identity

Morning, folks. ***Behold as I create the trilogy of Bourne-themed headlines for no reason other than my own personal enjoyment!!*** This morning we have a great deal of speculation regarding the deal to bring Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang to the Emirates. Not on Arsenal’s part mind you, we’ve had a bid accepted…

The Aubameyang Supremecy

Morning, folks. In keeping with yesterday’s Bourne-themed title, it would appear Arsenal have showed their negotiating supremacy (Okay, that segue is pretty weak, bare with me… I’m really really just squeezing it in so I can use, ‘The Aubameyang Identity’ as a headline tomorrow to do a profile, thus completing…