Aubameyang And Mkhitaryan, English Divers, Your Questions And Stuff…

Afternoon, folks. As we head towards the big game on Saturday, things start to heat up between Arsenal and Tottenham in the press. Mostly this comprises of journalists intentionally trying to lure either side into saying something controversial so they can, in turn, gleefully present these remarks to the other.…

Do Arsenal Need A New Goalkeeper? Cech, Ospina And Macey: A Look At What We Have.

Afternoon, peeps. There isn’t much news today… I’m currently eating a Belgian chocolate waffle. That statement is about the most newsworthy nugget I have for you. As a follow-on from that exclusive, I should mention that it is quite nice and was (I’ve now finished) complimented quite wonderfully by the…

Cheating Spurs, Delayed Hangovers, I’d Like Arsene Wenger To Stay and Other Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. Yesterday morning I made a foolish boast. I claimed that after an evening of rambunctuous gin consumption, I awoke the next day without a sore head or deep sense of regret. As it turns out, the hangover had only been momentarily suspended and fully hit home around the…

Awesome Arsenal: Mkhitaryan, Aubameyang, Ramsey And A New-Look Attack

Arsenal 5-1 Everton Morning, folks. Today is a good day. Arsenal won, they did so playing some very exciting attacking football and, inexplicably, I drank copious amount of gin last night and I don’t have a hangover. Ordinarily, I’d be crumpled in a heap somewhere letting out the occasional pained…

Everton, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, folks. After yesterday’s silliness, it’s time for me to at least try and be a little more serious. There’s a little something called a competitive football match happening today and that seems to have been lost in amongst endless transfers rumours and players moving here, there and everywhere. Now…

Keyboard Warriors, Roger Daltrey’s Buttered Beasts And My Favourite Arsenal Haircuts.

Greetings, Earthlings. We’ve the pressing concern of a fixture tomorrow, so that invariably leaves Friday’s bereft of newsy goodness. There’s the usual bits ‘n’ bobs floating around out there, but nothing particular or worthwhile. So, as the two of you that read this site will attest; in such moments of…