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FA Premiership, April 11th: Wolves Vs Arsenal

Midweek football greetings, delicious reader.

I’ve got a cold. I know you tune into these posts primarily to hear about the latest Arsenal news, and I apologise for what is about to follow. I’m a man, I’m unwell and you know what? I’m going to have a moan until I get a little sympathy.

My head hurts. My eyes are glazed over, leaving with me the shifty glare of a drug-addled deviant. Worst of all, I can’t stop spraying sneezes across the room as if my nose were the barrel of a shotgun. I think I may have killed the cat…

Anyways, enough moaning. I’m sorry. You didn’t need or want to hear all that.

Tonight, it’s all about the Arse.

Spurs’ hilarious faltering at home to the mighty Norwich has left us with the ideal opportunity to put some distance between them and us – 5 points worth of distance, to be precise.

Usually, these are the type of games I’d expect Arsenal to do something silly in. However, I’m going to take heart from those previous mistakes and put a little faith in the team and their ability to learn from them. The QPR defeat wasn’t exactly our crowning glory; merely a momentary blip in what was otherwise an excellent period of form. Beating City and dominating them has put us back onto the track for 3rd place, and I fully expect us to brush aside Wolves tonight exuding minimal fuss.

The only major absentee will be Laurent Koscielny who picked up a yellow on Sunday and is now banned for the next two matches. He’ll be a big loss against a team that is certain to attempt to exploit our perceived weaknesses in defence by pumping long balls into the area. He of the enormous eyebrows, Johan Djourou, will deputise. Gervinho sat out the City game with a minor ankle knock, but should return to the squad and Kieran Gibbs is unlikely to play because of what Arsene Wenger curiously called a “fatigued groin” – an ailment that plagued my teenage years.

My guess at the line up is:

Szczsney; Sagna, Santos, Djourou, Vermaelen; Song, Arteta, Rosicky, Ramsey, Walcott; van Persie.

I’m often confused by the choice to play Ramsey on the left. Wenger seems happier in opting for a ball-retentive player there than he does with the impact and pace of Chamberlain – a player I’m perhaps a little too enthusiastic about starting games. Whether it be the Wales captain, or Yossi Benayoun, playing a player unaccustomed to wing-play on the left side of midfield does strike me as strange.

Having said that, it’s a strong 11 and one fully capable of dispatching Wolves with comfort. Of course, this is football, and things are rarely as easy and straightforward as we expect them to be. Wolves may be plunging quickly towards the abyss of Championship football, but we shouldn’t allow any complacency to creep into our minds. Winning is vitally important. Keep the momentum going and we’ll get 3rd. It’s ours to throw away now. Lets make sure we keep a hold of it.

That’s all for today, folks. I’m off to bed before the game starts tonight. I’ve sneezed 9 times whilst writing this. I hope you enjoy the game from wherever you may be watching it.

Thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards. Take a moment to comment and follow my Twitter account – @_ArmchairGooner

9 Comments

  1. zesushv

    sorry for the sneezing man(try taking a warmth bath and drinking a hot tea), as for the game sagna is a doubt also. wolves aren’t a special team apart from the fact that sometimes we can mess up things ourself. i seem to not like the ideal of ramsey starting games flank or middle he seems lost most times. atleast lets have a oxlade or benayoun, knoing wenger and what he does ramsey starts. am going for a 1-5 to arsenal or 0-6 if djouru and santos cope well, santos might score a goal or two

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  2. offiong

    Sorry abt your cold mate mayb u?̶̲̥?’v been whoring too much abt getting ?? 1000 followers on twitter. We need ?? keep our focus 2nite especially defensively. Wolves will test us and I’m hoping JD comes ?? ??ξ party he isn’t as bad as ppl make him look. As for playing Ramsey from anywhere, its a no no for M?̶̲ε̲.

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  3. Sintayehu

    Pls wenger try to not to lineup ramsey in ur squad.

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  4. Bradster

    Didn’t Arteta play left at Everton? Perhaps if Wenger is such a fan of Ramsey then play him in Arteta’s position and put Arteta next to Rosicky. I personally wouldn’t want to tinker with the team that played against Man City. Of cause JD and Santos have to come in and I see that someone needs to track back on the left with santos pushing up the pitch. Important in this game that Song does not wonder and try too hard as the changed defence needs protection.

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  5. Kunle

    We should be very focus.the issue startin ramsey wenger shouldnt think of it.gervinho/yossi/aox/walcot are better choice on d flanks,arteta-rosicky-song in d midfield,sagna/jenk/jd/vem/santos in d defence,van persie upfront..4-2-3-1.pls no ramsey inclusion mr wenger.

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  6. Fessy

    Szc..santos-verm-djou-sagna
    Song
    Arteta-Rosicky
    walcot-VP-Bena……its a done line up guys,,predict 3-1,,

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  7. sageer

    Y ramsy again, wenger neeeds 2 understnd this, dat arsenal hardly win wen ramsy is on d pitch, luk bck 2 d fuckup he did 2 v.p lst sundy, wat wil u cal it had it beeen arteta dint net dat ball? fuck ramsy!!!

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  8. sachetm

    an easy win for arsenal on the cards. wolves have been woeful and injuries hasn’t helped them either. i believe benayoun will retain his spot in the team and van persie will be wearing his scoring boots. a huge win for arsenal.

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  9. jon

    santos and djourou cant defend worried!!!

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