Mike Dean Is A Silly Little Man, Poor Performance, Transfer News And Stuff.

Evening, folks. Mike Dean is a silly little man. That’s the headline today. I feel it’s a massive understatement. Alas, my friends at all the wonderful news aggregators this site is linked with don’t take particularly kindly to outrageous bursts of profanity. There are far more appropriate words to describe…

Arsenal “Very Active”, Strikers Wanted, Hooray For Deadline Day…

Morning, folks. Not to put too fine a point on it; yesterday was a cack filled extravaganza. It was bloody awful. There is no point hiding from it or trying to brush it under the rug. On the day, Arsenal simply didn’t perform as well, or anywhere near, as good…

An “Awful, Shambolic, Woeful” Victory Is Still A Victory. Enjoy It, Folks.

Morning, folks. After such an enforced hiatus, it’s pleasing to return to your fair screens with something pleasant to discuss. Yesterday’s triumph certainly won’t go down in the annals of history as Arsenal’s crowning accomplishment, but given the manner in which things have fallen apart in recent weeks, I, quite…

Ozil Out Of NLD, Arsenal Exit Champions League And The Players Rated.

Morning, folks. A brave defeat (over two legs). A triumphant exit. A magnificent failure. Those are some of the terms I’m sure people will use to describe Arsenal’s performance and, alas, departure from the Champions League. There can be absolutely no shame attached to falling out of the competition (again)…

Velociraptors and West Bromich Albion.

Afternoon, you wonderful people. I like Velociraptors. They’re an amusing bunch, strutting around in packs and eating people. When I sat through Jurassic Park for the first time at the cinema as a young man, I wasn’t terrified or moved to shield my eyes with my hands. Not at all.…

Cup progression, and Bendtner: the rebirth of a fallen idol… kinda.

Morning, folks. Last night’s game, as far as spectacle and entertainment goes, was bloody awful. 90 minutes of tedium was bad enough, but when extra time loomed ominously on the horizon, I wasn’t particularly heartbroken when my stream for the game decided not to work. I’m pretty sure I didn’t…

Arsenal 1-1 Man Unied; a draw will do, plus the prospect of a return of a former player? … Maybe…

Morning folks. A draw.  1-1. All things tied. Stalemate. Whatever you might want to call it, it’ll have to do. It’s not perfect. It’s hardly the awe-inspiring demolition we’d all secretly hoped for – the one during which Robin van Persie is stretchered off having missed an open goal and…

Theo, Sagna, Ramsey, Gervinho, January investment, and a woeful performance.

Afternoon folks. Everything was plodding along nicely. Talk of ineptitude and crisis had taken a welcome hiatus, and 4 wins from 4 saw Arsenal rise up the table. The team had taken the shame of a loss to Bradford and used it to improve. And then yesterday happens… I’m not…