Ozil Blunders, Sanogo Starts, Szczesny Sees Red and Arsenal Fall to Defeat.

Morning, folks. Last night was a game of “what if?”. What if Mesut Ozil scored the penalty? What even the referee had used a little lenience and shown Szczesny yellow instead of red? What if we’d been able to compete with Bayern Munich with an equal amount of players? What…

Top of The Ox, Cazorla’s Form and Curious Kallstrom Admission.

Morning, folks. Just what the Doctor ordered. A delicious, spirit-enriching victory was consumed by supporters yesterday and now all is right in the world. Birds sing, the sky is blue, children frolic in meadows. Happy days. Perhaps that’s taken it a little too far. Drawing at Southampton was greeted with…

Cazorla, Ozil and Giroud; Onwards Arsenal March.

Morning, folks. This isn’t going to be a particularly easy review for me to write. Ordinarily, I like to immerse myself in every aspect of the game – often watching again after the first live viewing. Today that’s going to be a little tricky. Having spent the vast majority of…

Super Tomas Rosicky, Gnabry, Cazorla, Smug Theo and 2-0 to the Arsenal.

Morning folks. Before I begin, let’s all collectively take a moment to bask in glory. *inhales deeply* Ahhh, the sweet smell of victory in the North London derby. Feels f**king great, doesn’t it. I have to admit that I was quite nervous during the hours that lead up to the…

Bendnter’s heroics, Jack’s performance and getting yourself out of (and into) a sticky situation.

Morning, folks. Some victories are obtained through dazzling approach play, synergy and breathtaking efficiency. Others, not so much. Yesterday’s very welcome triumph fell firmly into the latter of those categories. Arsenal dominated the game in every respect, yet couldn’t find a way through. It certainly looked like one of those…

Ozil, Cazorla and Nicklas kickstarts the Bendtner revolution. Kinda…

Morning, folks. 2-0 to The Arsenal has a nice ring to it. Far from being a comprehensive triumph or an absolute battering, that simple goals tally to zero conceded has a lovely professional ring to it – enough done for a comfortable evening. And that’s pretty much exactly what last…

Ozil, Szczesny, Giroud and the majestic dance of Artur Boruc.

Afternoon, one and all. Yesterday’s victory was a funny one. Not it the least because of Artur Boruc’s hilariously awful attempt at channeling the skill of Rivaldo when in possesion. It’s fair to say that Southampton’s keeper made a complete mug of himself, and a bigger gift we are unlikely…

“Arsenal are not title contenders”

Evening, folks. Yesterday was a hugely enjoyable game. Well, it was the second time I watched it. The first viewing consisted of a maelstrom of nerves in my stomach and a over abundance of fidgeting. Watching the big games brings out my superstitious side. For reason I can’t quite explain,…