Alexis Bye Bye, Wilshere Getting Back To His Best And A Decent Win At Palace.

Afternoon, rapscallions! Last night was a performance. It was good in parts and a little bit ropey in others. Whilst I do feel we undoubtedly controlled the game for the greater period of time, we still gave Palace too many chances to get back in to it. Even at 3-1…

Crystal Palace, Alexis Sanchez, Virgil Van Dijk and Festive Stuff.

I am currently a mess of over-consumption. Christmas has that effect on me and many others; there’s some peculiar draw to being utterly glutenous and slovenly, only to be hit with the stark realisation that all that behaviour isn’t especially helpful. This leaves the only sensible course of action to…

The Jack Wilshere Conundrum….

Morning, gentleman and gentlewomen. Today finds me in a ponderous kinda mood. Last night I re-watched the highlights of our fixture against BATE Borisov because I wanted to have another look at Jack Wilshere’s performance. Granted, the display wasn’t put in against the finest opponents or in a heightened pressure…

Lacazette, Monreal, Alexis, 3 Points and Player Ratings.

Morning, folks. As far as standard wins go, last night was pretty standard. We dispatched West Brom in standard fashion with minimal fuss. Bar a few nervy moments in the first half in which Tony Pulls’ side certainly should have had a penalty, we looked very comfortable and ran out…

WBA, 3 Points, Wenger, Alexis, Ozil And A Plethora Of Chatterings.

Greetings, Earthlings. I’m a little unsure what stirred the desire to write in my creative loins. The notion of doing so has fluttered around my conscious mind for quite sometime, but the actual inclination itself hadn’t shown up until today. Perhaps I’m just feeling nostalgic for a bygone era in…

Coquelin, Mustafi, Ozil, Sanchez And The Predictability Of Arsenal’s Defeat.

Morning, folks. It’s Groundhog day… I think it’s fair to say that last night’s showing in the Champions League in Germany was a colossal shower of sh*t. After briefly flirting with a positive result when Alexis brought us level from the rebound of a saved penalty, things very quickly took…

Alexis, Xhaka, Pushy Wenger, Late Goals, Penalties And A Good 3 Points

Morning, folks. The weekend has been been kind to us. As far as the Premiership results go, that is. The weekend itself wasn’t altogether kind to those of us working long hours (cue violins) in a kitchen and having to miss practically all of the football. Mercifully, the internet is…

Iwobi, Giroud, Sulkypants Alexis And It’s Positive Going Forward.

Morning, folks. This is something of a belated review. Yesterday proved troublesome as far as posting goes because my free time was taken elsewhere. However, in this particular instance, the allotted activities to my free time serves great purpose for you, the delicious reader. After a hideously long absence, myself…