Coquelin, Koscielny, Giroud, Alexis And Ozil: Contracts! Contracts?

Morning, folks. In light of not being able to produce anything for your delectation yesterday, today, you gloriously fortunate individuals will be receiving two posts. I can only imagine the feeling of excitement and euphoria seeping through your veins. It’s like Christmas morning as a 7-year-old all over again. Or…

No Coq In The Arse, The Return of Ozil, “Gobsmacked” Bramall And Sanchez Happy At Arsenal

Morning, and in the immortal words of @JokmanAFC: “Word to your respective guardians”. Before we delve deeply into today’s bumper bucket of news, let’s address the title… Yes – I am incredibly childish. Whilst I would dare any of you to claim it’s not factual – Francis Coquelin will be…

Unhappy Alexis, Inconsistent Ramsey And Some Arsenal Fans Are Idiots.

Morning, folks. Most of yesterday’s news came in the form of the fallout of the 3-3 at the Vitality Stadium. Here’s the things folks… I say ‘news’ in that sentence, but what you see isn’t news. It’s speculation. Alexis Sanchez throws down his gloves because he’s frustrated and thousands of…

£500k-per-week Alexis And The World Has Gone Mad…

Morning, folks. Christmas is mayhem. If you’re a Chef or anyone who works within the hospilatity sector you’ll know only too well how much validity that statement carries. Let me paint a picture for you. Currently I’m sat at my desk having completed a 15 hour shift. During those long,…