Wenger In/Out, Squad Width, Bellerin’s Hair, Dress Shoes, Divebeck And More…

Afternoon, folks. This international break is such a bore. When it comes around, and there isn’t much to sink my teeth into, I figure the only intelligent thing I can do before blogging is to put in a call to Twitter. When in doubt, ask about – that is the…

Arsenal Locks Horns With Spanish Giants Over £52m Rated Acrobat.

Afternoon, folks. By the power of Grayskull, there isn’t much around in the way of news today! We’ve got the FA Cup over the weekend which we’re not involved in – damn you, Nottingham Forest – and after that there’s the pointlessness of international friendlies to endure. I’ve had a…

Diving Welbeck, Bizarre John Cross, Good Win, Player Ratings And The Draw For The Quarter-Finals.

Arsenal 3-1 AC Milan (Agg 5-1) Afternoon, folks. What could have been an uncomfortable and upsetting night, proved to be a whole lot of fun in the end. So, let’s get straight into a review and some delicious player ratings: First half: Aside from a glorious opportunity Milan spurned within…

AC Milan, Europa League 2nd Leg (H): Team News and Starting XI.

Howdy, ya’ll. Tonight we should get the job done. That word – “should” – doesn’t exactly fill you with an abundance of confidence, does it? This is Arsenal, and in things Arsenal-related, “should” often means “high potential for making total mess of everything”. We’ve a commanding lead with 2 away…

Wilshere or Ramsey? Baby Alexis, Stuff, Other Bits And Things Of That Nature.

Greetings, folks. I hope today’s entry into the cosmos of Arsenal blogging finds you feeling tip-top. Ordinarily I wouldn’t be one for poking fun at our ‘rivals’ when something goes awry. Given our current plight (or ‘state’, depending on which word you deem favourable) I find it’s a touch strange…

The Dortmund Connection, Troy Deeney’s Cojones, Player Ratings And More.

Arsenal 3-0 Watford Morning, folks. Well, that turned out to be a rather eventful match. We scored our 1000th Premiership goal, Petr Cech accomplished his 200th clean sheet and Mesut Ozil became the quickest player to reach 50 assists in English league football – beating the record previously held by…