Watford, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Morning, folks. The games are coming thick and fast. Like premature ejaculation, but without any of the mess. Or like a milkshake in a Ferrari. Or like a cow on rocket-powered roller-skates. Or like… well you get the idea. Today we face Watford at the Emirates on the back of…

Troy Deeney’s Self-Importance And Watershed Arsenal.

Morning, folks. Today, I’ve got the house to myself. My fiancee is off traversing sunny Centre Parcs on her Hen-do, so I’ve a weekend that consists of football, gin and tonic, sitting around in my pants and generally eating things that would raise an eyebrow in her presence. That also…

Mkhitarayn and Ramsey Secure Great Win, Better Performance, Player Ratings And More.

AC Milan 0-2 Arsenal Morning, folks. You know that thing I said about blogging every day and how I’d soon get back into it and delicious content would be served with jarringly regularity? Yeah, didn’t do too well, did I. It’s been 3 days since we last spoke, and having…

We Can’t Put It All On Arsene Wenger- He Isn’t Solely To Blame.

Brighton And Hove Albion 2-1 Arsenal Afternoon, folks. First of all – apologies for the brief hiatus. I’m trying to blog everyday, but often the elements conspire against me. But, I’m here now – I can hear you all collectively omit a sigh of relief – and It’s a shame…

Abject Arsenal, Aubameyang, Welbeck, Ramsey And Wenger Is On His Last Legs.

Arsenal 0-3 Manchester City Afternoon, folks. Currently, I’m snowed in at home. Foolishly, I’d assumed that ‘Storm Emma’ would be tame and inconsequential and the warnings displayed across TV and the internet were nothing more than exaggerations. How wrong I was. In all my years, this is the worst snow…

Jardim, Rodgers And Löw Linked As Wenger Replacements: One Would Be A Dreadful Choice.

Afternoon, all. As promised in Yesterday’s post, today I’m going to spend a few moments talking about the areas in which Arsenal can change things. As luck would have it, before I began writing I noticed that a – alleged – shortlist of potential Arsene Wenger replacements had been ‘leaked’…

Arsenal Might Be Utter Toilet, But Here Are 5 Reasons To Be Cheerful.

Arsenal 0-3 Manchester City Afternoon, folks… Not having the opportunity to post either last night after the game or this morning has given me a little time to digest what happened in yesterday’s Carabao Cup final. After many arduous moments of sweaty deliberation and deep personal revelation, I’ve established that…

Manchester City, Carabao Cup Final (N): Team News And Starting XI

Greetings, folks. Today we embark upon another trip to Wembley and another cup final – our 4th in the past 5 years. Say what you wish about Arsenal’s indifferent form and failure to reach consistency in the league, but to reach that number of cup finals is impressive. The League/Carabao…