Would you take Bendtner back?

Tuesday morning greetings, folks. Apologies for the lateness of today’s entry. Ordinarily, I strive to have my witless chuntering up and available for reading before the stroke of 9am. This morning, thanks in no small measure to a late night, I’ve overslept slightly and it’s all one big rush to…

QPR reaction, M’Vila and stuff.

Monday morning, slightly-blusey greetings, folks. Watching Spurs win yesterday pained me, as seeing those grubby inbreds invariably does. The 3 points they gained by beating Swansea certainly adds a little spice to proceedings. Losing at QPR wasn’t quite the apocalyptic disaster a few of Twitter’s more grumpy members would have…

Wenger resigns in wake of QPR defeat.

FA Premiership, March 31st; QPR 2-1 Arsenal Morning, not-as-happy-as-yesterday-but-with-no-reason-for-ridiculous-anger Gooners. That didn’t really go according to plan, did it? I’ve always got this really peculiar sense of what’s coming before games. I’m hardly trying to portray myself as some all-knowing prophet or psychic medium capable of gleaning information by stroking…

Starting XI against QPR and team news. UEFA are morons.

FA Premiership, March 31st: QPR Vs Arsenal Saturday is here. Glorious football returns. Morning, folks! Queens Park Rangers are one of those clubs I’ve built up a hatred for very quickly. My disdain doesn’t reach the unwavering levels I reserve for those grubby, inbred neighbours of ours, but any team…

WE NEED A F@*%ING MIDFIELDER!

Friday greetings, boys ‘n’ girls. Quite some time ago, a work colleague of mine told me a story about themselves in which they woke up at 3am with an incredible craving for chocolate. For reasons beyond my comprehension, I found this unbelievably hilarious. What I’m certain was a fairly humdrum…

Denilson to stay in Brazil. Large summer clear-out ahead?

Morning, folks! Thursday morning is here, and given that my current working life is a swirling mess of irritation and exceeds all usual levels of business, It’s nice to be doing somethng that I really enjoy; writing this drivel for your enjoyment. I’ve done my customary reading on the early…

Song’s singing, Gotze’s not going and M’Vila news.

Hello everyone! Today, I’m probably a little behind due to most of the news stories having broken soon after yesterday’s post. I would have updated, but I had a hell-worthy day at work and I wasn’t afforded the luxury of time. First up is Alex Song. He’s reportedly been offered…

Arteta warns of complacency. Podolski imminent, or a million miles away.

Welcome to the deliciousness of Tuesday morning, folks. A lot of folks out there have taken to mocking Spurs fans for there ill-advised “mind the gap” attempts at hilarity. Poking fun at their faltering of recent weeks is undoubtedly fun, but it’s also a very risky business. We might be…