Thomas, Robin, Abou, Aaron and Arsenal Vs Liverpool.

Morning, boys and girls. I’ve always secretly had a begrudging respect for Liverpool’s horde of past glories. During the 80s, my classmates would bombard me with gleeful yelps of celebration the moment their beloved Reds secured a major honour. As the sole Gooner representative during my formative schooling, I took…

Podolski, Hamsik, A trip to Klanfield and Gentleman’s Golf

Good morning, puddings. It’s a deathly quiet day in Arsenal world. Klanfield awaits us on Saturday at the thoroughly ridiculous kick-off time of 12:45, so news of player injuries and absentees should begin today with conformation on the morning of the game. As things stand, there’s very little to report,…

Unscathed Dutchmen, Abhorrent national teams and Cameron Diaz’s use of the ‘C’ word.

Greetings!! To one, to all, I extend the fairest of morning wishes. Did you cast your peepers over the England game last night? Did you sit there in the dark, clutching a pillow and hiding behind the sofa every time ‘Scotty’ Parker shambled within 6 feet of Robin van Persie?…

Podolski agrees to join Arsenal and international nightmares.

Morning, and hi-de-ho, campers. Before we begin, I’d like to wish you all a happy leap year. Go out, have fun and make the most of an extra day. So, onwards toward the unbridled delirium of today’s delicious post. Are you all sitting comfortably? Yes? Splendid, then I shall begin:…

Wojciech, Robin, Mikel, Tomas, Andrey and Arsenal make big profit.

Greetings, salutations and awkward just-where-do-I-put-my-hands? hugs to each one of you. Today is a news bonanza, and it’s been a pleasure to read through uplifting and happy stories instead of the interminable anti-Arsenal dross the papers serve up with such jolly disregard when things go awry – although, some have…

Passion, drive, finesse, commitment; Now that’s what I call an Arsenal performance!

FA Premiership 26th February Arsenal 5 – 2 Tottenham Morning salutations, you glorious, joy-filled individuals. There was a point yesterday – around the 35 minute mark – where I was a dejected, forlorn figure contemplating having to write another blog post dripping with misery and disappointment. Spurs had managed to…

Preview: Arsenal Vs a bunch of irksome shite-bags with a twitchy, tax-evading manager whose name I don’t care to mention.

Good morning, folks. The big day is here. Are you feeling a little nervous? Whilst not overcome with terror, Butterflies are hovering about my insides and there is the occasional frenzy of gaseous activity in my underpants. I really, really want us to beat Spurs. Whilst in London last week,…

Andrey, Aaron, Laurent, Arsene, Freddie and early Spurs team news.

Good morning, you little delights. Every time the weekend comes, I think of the Happy Days theme tune. Ironically, the title of that programme isn’t exactly an apt description of current life as a Gooner. If only The Fonz could fix our problems the same way he fixes jukeboxes. “AYYEEE!”…