Arsene Wenger To See Out Contract… Or So He Hopes…

Morning, folks. I prepared this post yesterday as I knew you’d all miss me. Right about now, I’ll be making my way to Edinburgh to take part in some frivolities for my stag-party – an event that’s been splendidly planned by Daniel Cowan. We have ourselves a day of steak,…

Arsene Wenger And Arsenal To Part Ways In The Summer And A Book Called ‘Almost Invincible’.

Afternoon, folks. I’m going to make a bold prediction; Arsene Wenger and Arsenal will part ways in the summer. Yesterday there was a story released in The Telegraph (amongst others) about the possibility of Arsenal’s board members looking to prepare for life without Arsene Wenger. Key appointments of staff such…

Cheating Spurs, Delayed Hangovers, I’d Like Arsene Wenger To Stay and Other Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. Yesterday morning I made a foolish boast. I claimed that after an evening of rambunctuous gin consumption, I awoke the next day without a sore head or deep sense of regret. As it turns out, the hangover had only been momentarily suspended and fully hit home around the…

Wengergeddon, Another Terrible Defeat, Alexis to United, Aubameyang and More…

Morning, folks. It’s going to be another depressing post today. A dark, misery of a post. Think of it as similar to the Upside Down in Stranger Things. There have been plenty of moments during my tenure as an Arsenal fan in which I’ve felt gutted, frustrated or dejected. Others…

Alex Iwobi Is The Devil Incarnate…

Morning, folks. Before we get into things to today, it’s worth me making something absolutely clear… The title is a joke. I don’t consider Alex Iwobi to actually be the devil incarnate, nor even a little bit satanic. I doubt he sits at home around a stone mural worshipping the…

Forest 4-2 Arsenal: Utterly Awful Showing. Arsene Wenger Responsible. Change Needed.

Morning, folks. Okay, before I get into what will be a lot of moaning, it’s only right that I begin by congratulating our opponents. Nottingham Forest deserved to win, deserved to score 4 goals and we can have no illusion that they were by some distance the better team. They…

Promising Young Defender Signs And Wenger Set For Touchline Ban.

Morning, folks. So, it’s a mere 5 days into the transfer window and Arsenal have signed a player. 20-year-old central defender Konstantinos Mavropanos has signed for £1.8m from Greek side PAS Giannina. Like most of you, I’ve little or no information about our newest recruit, only that Arsene doesn’t consider him…

The Jack Wilshere Conundrum….

Morning, gentleman and gentlewomen. Today finds me in a ponderous kinda mood. Last night I re-watched the highlights of our fixture against BATE Borisov because I wanted to have another look at Jack Wilshere’s performance. Granted, the display wasn’t put in against the finest opponents or in a heightened pressure…