The Tuesday Club, no transfer solutions, Arsenal apathy, and the wonder of a comfy dressing gown.

Morning folks. You may be wondering why a dressing gown takes it’s place in today’s title. It’s because, for the first time in my 30 years, I’ve bought myself one. It’s deliciously comfortable, warming and adorned with the type of patterns mere mortal eyes cannot contend with. I feel like…

Starting XI for the game against Schalke.

Morning folks. “Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up”. Yes, that is a quote from Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy. Yes, I am a bit of a loser. It’s fairly apt though, isn’t it? The Norwich debacle is best left unmentioned. I’ve expressed my opinions…

Santos, Wenger, Wilshere, Sagna, Frimpong, and Twitter turns incandescent at the drop of a hat…

Hello delicious readers. Twitter is a funny old place. If ever you want to witness human beings and their propensity for being drawn into the mob mentality, it’s a excellent place to start. People get so angry on there. It’s one thing to feel frustrated and aggrieved when Arsenal put…

January brings a potential splurge of delicious transfers

Morning, folks. It’s going to be another swift one today, I’m afraid; I’m still feeling like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. The dreaded man-flu still has its diabolical claws well and truly stuck in me. Seeing as Arsenal news is fairly limited, and there are rumours…

No new contract for Robin van Persie.

Evening again, folks. By now, you’ve heard the news; Robin won’t be extending his contract with Arsenal. There story broke earlier today on SSN, and he’s given the following reasons for his decision: “I personally have had a great season but my goal has been to win trophies with the…

Poor defending costs points, Jack out for the season and Euro 2012 and a bit of Ramsey bashing…

FA Premiership, April 16th: Arsenal 1-2 Wigan Morning, folks. Yesterday wasn’t a good day. In a season that’s defined ‘topsey-turvey’, a poor result that wasn’t expected turned up on the back of an excellent one. With some signs of consistency and good performances, Arsenal are never far away from showing…

Wenger could be in deep do-do, Yossi to stay and Shisha to Bordeaux.

Friday morning snuggles, you wascaly wabbits. Perhaps inevitably, Arsene Wenger has spoken out about The FA’s recent moronic review panel decisions. In light of a bizarre ruling that saw Shaun Derry’s appeal go unturned, and the horror tackle from Balotelli go unpunished,  Wenger had this to say: “If you put…

WE NEED A F@*%ING MIDFIELDER!

Friday greetings, boys ‘n’ girls. Quite some time ago, a work colleague of mine told me a story about themselves in which they woke up at 3am with an incredible craving for chocolate. For reasons beyond my comprehension, I found this unbelievably hilarious. What I’m certain was a fairly humdrum…