Arsene Might Actually Leave…. Banners, Poor Performances And Civil War.

Greetings, folks. The main reason for my recent blogging absence – should you care at all – is primarily because I’ve become a little tired of the farrago that is Arsenal’s online community. Perhaps it’s just a misplaced sense of nostalgia, but I recall days when everyone wasn’t so angry,…

Arsenal vs West Brom: Team News And Predicted Starting 11.

Morning, folks. Did you have a good Christmas? I certainly did – a day that was a blur of cooking, presents, trivial pursuit, cider, excessive consumption and bunnies scampering about and sh*ting at an incredible rate (Seriously.. it’s unfathomable just how many times a little bunny will sh*t in the…

A New Contract And Two More Years With Arsene Wenger.

Morning, folks. So, there’s a few stories stating Arsene will sign a new deal and stay a further two years… Whether or not there’s an legitimacy to these claims remains to be seen. Most reports have emerged from so-called “lesser sources” – meaning not the usual tabloid rags and larger websites.…

Arsene Wenger And The Madness Of Repeating The Same Actions…

Morning, folks. The yucky taste in my mouth from the defeat at City still lingers in my mouth. Like aniseed. Like liquorice. Like bad salsa. Like the reveal of Ben Kingsley’s character halfway through Iron Man 3. Like many bad tasting things. It’s actually not purely the defeat. Losses occur,…

The 2 Year Contract Extension Of Arsene Wenger.

Howdy, delicious readers. Those of you unfamiliar with how I manage this blog will be unaware I invariably write posts the night before and schedule them to go live the following morning. So, as I’m typing it’s late Sunday evening, but you’ll be reading this early Monday morning. The reason I’m sharing this is…

Szczesny, Ospina Or A New Keeper And No-Go Theo Walcott.

Morning, folks. I’ve the briefest of periods before I’m due to make the arduous trek toward my gainful employment, so my fingers will type with the kind of ferocity you’d associate with an Apache gunship dispatching a rebel machine gun nest – think those Warner Bros cartoons of yesteryear in…

Another Awful Arsenal Performance… UNLEASH THE SPACE CATS.

Morning, folks. Hmmmmmm. Just when I was certain a corner had been turned, we pull a startling handbrake turn and steer the good ship Arsenal back toward Sh*t Street. For 45 first half minutes I didn’t see an appalling performance that left me dumbstruck. No, I saw something I’ve seen…