Rosicky, Arteta, Flamini, St. Totteringham’s Day And Finding Forrester.

Morning, folks. My plan for reigniting the flames of my blogging inclination was to start afresh at the end of the season. By that I mean when we’ve discovered who’s won the Europa League, FA Cup and the Champion’s League finals and proceedings for the 2015/2016 season have been brought…

United Depay The Price And Summer Exits At Arsenal.

Morning, folks. My bowels are remarkably consistent. 30 minutes upon waking up is the time I head to the lavatory for my morning ablutions and it’s often an enjoyable, detoxing experience. This particular morning has been harrowing. Whether the core reason lies with something I ate last night is debatable…

Arteta’s New Contract, Gabriel Finally Signs And CAPITALS Point The Way.

Morning, folks. During what was a lengthy shift at his workplace yesterday, James grew increasingly weary and begun allowing his mind to wander. Because of this, James took to asking peculiar questions on Twitter to alleviate some of the boredom gainful employment invariably produces and, hopefully, initiate some belly chuckles.…

Flamini, Arteta, Ramsey, Spurs and Reasons To be Cheerful.

Morning, folks. The weekend proved something of a hectic event for me. Not hectic in the sense that enjoyable, hedonistic pursuits were enjoyed. Alas, no. It was a filled to the brim with work and other irksome undertakings that impinged upon my ability to write for you. Whilst many of…

Arteta, The Ox and Arsene, Post-Liverpool Fury and Two Refuse Deals.

Morning, folks. As you all probably know, much of the furious anger at Saturday’s defeat is yet to subside. It’s a minefield out there, folks. You need only once inadvertently say the wrong thing – usually positive – to have the combined wrath of Twitter fall upon you. I wouldn’t…

Monreal, Ozil, The Flame and Arteta; Bitterness in the Face of a Crippling… Errr…. Draw.

Morning folks. Before I get into my review of the game, I feel it’s best to start by complimenting our opponents. Arsenal were undeniably poor last night, but that shouldn’t be used as a way of describing the result when Southampton acquitted themselves admirably. From the kick-off, they hassled and…

Giroud hatred, Striker in January, Vermealen, Ozil and a snore of a no-score draw.

Morning, delicious creatures. Yesterday was a frustrating day. I don’t know what the weather severity was like in your corner of the globe (that doesn’t make sense) , but here in glorious Bristol it was awful. Most of my day was taken up with Christmas shopping in a perpetually sodden…

Arteta appeals, bigger tests to come and areas of mild concern.

Morning, delicious readers. It’s a lovely Monday. Here is Bristol we’ve had storms and other such crazy weather conditions. As I type, it sounds as if two teenage tornados are having sex on my roof, and both are particularly enthusiastic participants. At any moment, I fully expect either a whole…