The Madness Of Balotelli At Arsenal, Irksome Celebrations And Other Bits.

Afternoon, folks. Sunday is a touch on the tedious side. Once football is over, I find myself utterly at a loss. This time last week we found ourselves embroiled in the glorious spectacle of triumph. A mere week has passed and all that’s left is a few beautiful remnants and…

Balotelli to Sign (Rumours), Daley Blind, Velociraptors and Stuff.

Morning, folks. As we wind down from disappointment and look forward to an FA Cup tie with Liverpool on Sunday, the news in between invariably drops off. Sometimes, I kinda like this; having nothing of any particular note usually brings out my creative side and gives me the freedom to…

Mario Balotelli and friends. Giroud says “No” to new striker and happy NYE to one and all.

Afternoon, lovelies. New Year’s Eve; the one day of the year in which you absolutely must go out amidst the jostling jocundity of pubs, bars and clubs and have a good time. You must go. You simply must. Even though prices are inflated and the average establishment has little or…

England, Denilson, van Persie, Germany, Ozil, Italy and bits.

Morning, Earthlings. Having previously stated to you England at the Euros was of little interest to me, I now find myself swept away by things and – dare I say it – that old familiar feeling in my stomach of brewing nerves and excitement is very much present. I’m looking…