When In Doubt, Ask Twitter… Why I Love Andrey Arshavin.

Evening, folks. Before beginning this scrumptious entry, I had a brainwave… With news pertinent to our beloved Arsenal being considerably short in supply, why not put out a tweet and allow those that follow me to choose the topic? The 1st reply is what I’ll blog about, whatever that may be.…

£25m Vidal, £50m Ramsey, Rosicky Stays And Beware The Fluff Serpent.

  Afternoon, folks. This is the first post I’ve scribed from an iPad. Check me out; all fu*king fancy-pants product dropping like a unknown blogging version of Michael Bay. You’ll also have to excuse the indulgent picture of my girlfriend and me above. It’s the only one currently stored within…

New Beginnings And The Unlikely Manoeuvres Of Petr Cech

Howdy, folks. Those of you that remember the days gone by in which I posted regularly might recall that what I wrote came with a certain format; a way of writing that was, quite frankly, set to inform first and foremost. Therein lies the reason for such a prolonged absence…

Arsenal go get Higuain and those irksome Spaniards are at it again.

Morning, you splendid little creatures, you. No summer would be complete for an Arsenal fan without the customary feculent advances of Barcelona. In a story that I am pretty sure doesn’t have a great deal of weight to it, it’s being alleged that the Catalonian club see Laurent Koscielny as…

Arsenal can sign David Villa, transfer news, Swansea, and cheerio Chamakh!

Evening folks. So much for 9am every day…(I have been unwell, so give me a break) By now you’ll have all heard the news. Shisha enthusiast, hair-gel advocate, and much-maligned striker, Marouane Chamakh has joined West Ham on loan for the next six months. The transfer was a formality in the…

N’Koulou to strengthen defence? Tonight is Champions League HELL and other news bits.

Morning, folks. I’ll jump straight into the Arsenal related stories first; one of our rumoured transfer targets, Marseille’s Cameroonian defender, Nicolas N’Koulou. Having only played one full season at his current club, many folks with so-called ‘insider information’ have him pegged as a likely target for Arsenal over the summer.…

Robin off to Barca (yawn)? and the Gervinho selection dilemma.

Morning, crazy cats. As I type (I’m writing this the night before) the Superbowl is playing in the background. Someone’s winning 9-0, there’s an obscene amount of razzmatazz and spectacle and I’ve utterly no fucking idea what’s going on. Instances such as this make me glad I follow proper football;…