Granit Xhaka On The Way For £25m. Or £47m? Or £35m?

Morning, folks. Amidst the cascading news feeds filled to capacity with spurious drivel, occasionally, a transfer rumour surfaces that actually appears to have some substance. It’s difficult to pinpoint exactly what makes it stand out from all the others. Somehow, inexplicably, there appears a great deal of validity. Currently, the…

The Impending Departure Of Theo Walcott. Will He Be Missed?

Morning, folks. Yesterday I promised you a serious post. A post bereft of silliness and my usual copious mounts of blathery goodness. I shall deliver exactly that. No talk of things entirely extraneous to our beloved Arsenal. No, sir. No talk of how eating an entire large bag of Chilli…

The Chronicles of Draxler. Draxler Does Dallas. RoboDraxler. The Draxler Identity.

Morning, folks. There may be a storm brewing. If you take a quick glance out of the nearest window, the horizon might show an enormous cloud of sh*t headed in the direction of your humble abode. This almighty cumulonimbus of faeces is a peculiar sight brought about by the interminable…