Sanchez and Debuchy Done? Not Until The Plump Female Harmonises…

Morning, folks. It’s certainly been an eventful few hours… Starting from an Arsenal perspective, we’ve had some exceedingly good news in the form of reports suggesting we’ve got our men; Mathieu Debuchy and Alexis Sanchez are imminent arrivals, Brilliant news. Awesome news. Fabulous news. But not quite yet fully confirmed…