Morocco’s finest on the way, super-duper rumour and surviving the lull.

Good morning everyone, As you might expect, today is yet another dull day of little or no news. Quite why I feel the need to point out the obvious is another matter entirely. I’m sure you’ve already gathered as much. Consider my reasons no more than attempting to fill up…

Arsenal can sign David Villa, transfer news, Swansea, and cheerio Chamakh!

Evening folks. So much for 9am every day…(I have been unwell, so give me a break) By now you’ll have all heard the news. Shisha enthusiast, hair-gel advocate, and much-maligned striker, Marouane Chamakh has joined West Ham on loan for the next six months. The transfer was a formality in the…

Koscielny, Giroud, Walcott, Chamakh, Arshavin, Martinez, and I’m at a loss for words.

Morning folks. Blimey. Where do I start? If someone had told me yesterday that Arsenal would concede 5, score 7, and Chamakh would score not one, but two really good goals, I’d have quickly labelled that person as bonkers, and moved to have them sectioned. Football is a bizarre and…

Yilmaz, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Chamakh, Giroud, Yossi, the start of the Euros and stuff.

Morning, folks. The picture above is of the official mascots for Euro 2012. Yes, I agree – they are unbelievably shit-awful. They look some sort of terrifying by-product of Jedward’s miserable existence. I can’t even bring myself to discuss them any further, and I offer you a full, unreserved apology…

3 midfield options to recruit, and Wenger’s mass clear-out.

Morning folks. It would appear Almunia was just the beginning. Along with him, Gavin Hoyte and a few of our reserves/youngsters (George Brislen-Hall, Sean McDermott, Rhys Murphy and scholars James Campbell and Jeffrey Monakana) have been shown the door, and talk has increased today about the likelihood of a lot of…

Wenger could be in deep do-do, Yossi to stay and Shisha to Bordeaux.

Friday morning snuggles, you wascaly wabbits. Perhaps inevitably, Arsene Wenger has spoken out about The FA’s recent moronic review panel decisions. In light of a bizarre ruling that saw Shaun Derry’s appeal go unturned, and the horror tackle from Balotelli go unpunished,  Wenger had this to say: “If you put…

The new Arsenal kit (awful), Jack back next week, Diaby eager to repay Wenger and Chamakh’s in the dog house.

Saturday morning greetings! Sorry about the absence of a post yesterday. It’s been a busy ol’ couple of days for yours truly. Fear not, I shall be back to normal posting now. It would appear that Chamakh’s smokey antics have landed him in the Arsenal shithouse for naughty behaviour. Our…

Chamakh won’t leave, Wilshere to play ‘behind closed doors’ friendly, the Podolski medical and Yaan M’Vila: should we or shouldn’t we?

Midweek salutations, delicious reader. Quite a bit of news today. I’ll start with the exceedingly good news of Jack Wilshere’s return. Today, it’s reported he’ll take part in a friendly game against Birmingham that will be cut off from the public eye. I’m sure you’ll all agree that’s a superb…