Coquelin, Mustafi, Ozil, Sanchez And The Predictability Of Arsenal’s Defeat.

Morning, folks. It’s Groundhog day… I think it’s fair to say that last night’s showing in the Champions League in Germany was a colossal shower of sh*t. After briefly flirting with a positive result when Alexis brought us level from the rebound of a saved penalty, things very quickly took…

Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal: Team News, Predictions and Starting 11 – Ospina for Cech.

Morning, folks. Right off the bat, there’s some pretty big teams news. David Ospina starts in goal ahead of Petr Cech and I’m not all together sure I agree with it. Sounds a bit stupid, doesn’t it? I don’t agree with a manager of 30 years experience when the biggest…

The Preening Self-Importance of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Morning, folks. There is little or no Arsenal news. Bugger all, as a matter of fact. Thankfully, for the sake of me having something to write about, there is the small matter of a Champions League semi-final. Having witnessed Barcelona’s inevitable progression at Bayern Munich on Tuesday in batches –…

Monday Night Football; Swansea, Team News and Starting 11.

Morning, folks. I hate waiting. Whether it be in queues or traffic, I don’t have the patience. Ask my girlfriend, she’ll be only too happy to regale you all with tales of my verbal outbursts in the car and general inability to sit still for a period longer than 5…

New Beginnings And The Unlikely Manoeuvres Of Petr Cech

Howdy, folks. Those of you that remember the days gone by in which I posted regularly might recall that what I wrote came with a certain format; a way of writing that was, quite frankly, set to inform first and foremost. Therein lies the reason for such a prolonged absence…

Unleash The Banter Defence, Champions League Draw And Stuff.

Morning, folks. You know how irritating it is when you click onto an Arsenal blog hoping to read news and updates only to discover that the author is rattling on about extraneous elements of his personal life? I’m that guy. Today I have to work a lengthy shift at work…

Galatasaray, A Ramsey Thunderbolt And The Stalking Of Nigel Winterburn.

Evening, folks. This is the first time I’ve been able to plonk myself in front of the computer for the best part of the previous 48 hours. Often the elements conspire in unpleasant, work-related ways to prevent digits connecting with keys. Thankfully, on this particular occasion, the reasons stand proudly…

Galatasaray Team News And Starting Line Up.

Morning, folks. Today I’m off to the ‘Big Smoke’ with assorted friends from the Goonersphere Podcast to enjoy an event at the Grosvenor Casino in Piccadilly Circus – they’ve invited myself and other bloggers down to watch the game, enjoy free food and drink and added the opportunity to meet Nigel…