Chelsea Vs Arsenal: Starting Line-up And Team News.

Morning, folks. I have an usual feeling today and it’s not dread. Ordinarily, I view trips to the Bridge of Stamford with considerable trepidation – imagine the kind of enthusiasm you’d have for smearing your genitals in jam and dry-humping a wasp nest and you’re on the same level. Our…

Internationals, England, Crocked Ozil And Ghetto Arsene.

Morning, folks. Since the weekend’s thoroughly deflating defeat to Chelsea, I’ve not really felt like posting anything. This isn’t due to a sense of bitterness or overwhelming despair for the fortunes of my favourite team – not at all. Often blogging becomes tricky when my attentions are focused elsewhere. That…

Predicted Starting XI For Chelsea And General Thoughts.

Morning, folks. Here we are; the morning of the big game; the day of reckoning; the toughest away game of the season; bloody Chelsea. There’s very little positivity from Arsenal fans across the outlets I peruse today. Few see the potential for a result against arguably the most impressive team…

Arsenal Prepare to Launch Bid To Conquer The Axis Of Evil

Morning, folks. I can’t sleep. The universe has conspired to allow me the rarity of a full weekend off from work to enjoy myself. Ideally, I’d still be in bed enveloped by glorious slumber. Sod’s Law dictates that I am not. I’ve been awake since 6.30am and am utterly unable…

An Angry Scotsman’s reaction to Cesc Fabregas.

Hello everyone.  Apologies for having not been around recently. Such is life. Recently I received a guest blog from my adorable Scottish friend, Dyllan Munro, and given his customarily snarling and offensive content, I figured now, given what’s occurred with Cesc Fabregas, would be the ideal time to publish it.…

“I’m Going To Try And Put A Positive Spin On That Result”

Morning, folks…. Comfortably the worst part about typing today’s entry is the sense of deja vu I have. When freakish results occur, banishing them as quickly as possible from memory is simple. After all, they’re just one of those things that happens. When an eye-gaugingly bloody awful performance away from…

Chelsea (a): Thoughts, Team News And Predicted Starting XI

Morning, folks. With all the focus on Arsene’s 1000th game, it is quite easy to forget that it happens to be one of Arsenal’s most important games of the season today. Fate has, in no small measure, served up a meeting with Jose Mourinho on a day our manger celebrates…

Giroud hatred, Striker in January, Vermealen, Ozil and a snore of a no-score draw.

Morning, delicious creatures. Yesterday was a frustrating day. I don’t know what the weather severity was like in your corner of the globe (that doesn’t make sense) , but here in glorious Bristol it was awful. Most of my day was taken up with Christmas shopping in a perpetually sodden…