Arteta’s New Contract, Gabriel Finally Signs And CAPITALS Point The Way.

Morning, folks. During what was a lengthy shift at his workplace yesterday, James grew increasingly weary and begun allowing his mind to wander. Because of this, James took to asking peculiar questions on Twitter to alleviate some of the boredom gainful employment invariably produces and, hopefully, initiate some belly chuckles.…

Koscielny Signs New Deal (allegedly) And 4th Isn’t Good Enough.

Morning, folks. It’s a slow, slooooowwwww news day today. Such is the nature of the time of year. When your beloved team are out of the running for an as-yet undecided league title, the stories circulating focus almost entirely on that. Arsenal, it seems, are very much a secondary thought…

What If Arsene Was To Quit In The Summer?

Afternoon, lovelies. Apologies straight away as this post will lack what is my customary format. At present I’m scandalously ignoring tasks at work I ought not be to bring you today’s entry from my iPhone – a pursuit which is an abominable pain in my arse, I might add. Thinking.…

The Great Wenger Debate and £35m offer for Draxler.

Morning, folks. Out there it’s a desolate wasteland of news. As we head towards the weekend things are sure to pick up as team news for Friday trickles out and we all try to guess who’ll play in the FA Cup against Coventry. Until then, I’m a little at a…

Arsene’s contract talks, your questions and stuff.

Morning folks. This international break seems interminable. Wading through the summer was bad enough with its constant flow of fury and misinformation. I’ll be glad when Saturday arrives and football with a little more point to it returns. On account of Eng-er-land’s upcoming fixtures, most of the news regards the…

Santi’s bright future, Usmanov and Arsene want Rooney and tumbleweeds.

Morning folks. First of all, I’d like to point you in the direction of my ask.fm account, which is a very handy application I discovered for answering your questions. Feel free to drop me a line should you wish to inquire of anything. It’s fun replying to my followers. Onto…

Higuain’s a Gooner for £130k-per-week. The deal is everything but confirmed…

Morning boys ‘n’ girls. The news is everywhere. Unless you’ve spent the previous 24 hours submerged in water, unconscious or repeatedly masturbating in an impenetrable fall-out shelter (that’s usually the excuse I use), you certainly will have seen the reports of Arsenal agreeing personal terms with Gonzalo Higuain. Reportedly, supposedly,…