Coquelin, Koscielny, Giroud, Alexis And Ozil: Contracts! Contracts?

Morning, folks. In light of not being able to produce anything for your delectation yesterday, today, you gloriously fortunate individuals will be receiving two posts. I can only imagine the feeling of excitement and euphoria seeping through your veins. It’s like Christmas morning as a 7-year-old all over again. Or…

Mega Contracts Ahoy; Ramsey, Cazorla, Zelalem and Maybe Koscielny.

Morning, folks. Yesterday, like a bolt from the blue, there was joyous news. Not entirely unexpected enough to warrant my use of the phrase “bolt from the blue” but a pleasant surprise nonetheless. It was confirmed by Arsenal that both Aaron Ramsey and Santi Cazolra have signed extensions to their…

New Contracts For Everybody!! Well… Almost…

Morning, folks. My absence yesterday was due to preparations for the latest Goonersphere Podcast, but luckily my little Scottish friend, Dyllan Munro, was on hand to fill in with with his unique brand of hilarity and unquenchable rage. Big thank you to Dyllan and be sure to keep an eye…

Arsenal Lose Battle to Sign Magnificent Startlet as Cat Explodes and Weather Worsens.

Afternoon folks. Apologies for the lateness of today’s entry. Many things have conspired together to prevent my usually punctual posts. To list the many reasons would be pointless. I could, but I’m not going to. Suffice to say I have my reasons, none of which are especially valid. News today…

Arsene’s new contract, and rambling nonsense.

Morning folks. I currently have a nasty stomach bug. Like any grown man worth his salt, I intend to use every avenue available to complain about it until I get some sympathy. Soldier on bravely? That’s not the gentleman’s way! Truth be told; I’m writing this to you a haggard,…

Wilshere, Walcott, Ramsey, Diaby, Szczsney, and other bits ‘n’ bobs.

Afternoon folks. It’s going to be a relatively short and sweet entry today. Most of my daily writing time has been taken up doing a guest post for Daniel Cowan over at North London Is Red – you can have a read if you so desire, it comes with the…

Theo Walcott: at times brilliant, at times exasperating. Does he warrant a new contract of £100k-per-week?

Afternoon, you splendid bunch of characters. Theo Walcott is something of an enigma to me. There are moments when I could happily throttle him – these moments usually involve shots that hit the corner flag, or those occasions when relatively simple passes bounce 5 yards off him. On the other…