Deadline Day Mega Exclusive: Nothing Is Going To Happen.

Afternoon/evening, folks. Upon reading through today’s earlier entry, I noticed a catastrophic blunder; through all my meandering, I criminally omitted anything pertaining to our beloved Deadline Day. No mention of how much TV-ordientated bulls*t it is. Not a word about Jim White and his poxy yellow tie. Nothing. Not a…

Transfer Deadline Day Produces SUPER MEGA SWOOP….. Well….

Morning, folks. As much as I could, I kept myself away from Transfer Deadline Day (TDD as I’m going to call it from hereon in). Perhaps inevitably, it was impossible to avoid totally without burying myself in a field somewhere. In fact, I think I’ll use this moment to mention…

Danny Welbeck: The Saviour Of Arsenal’s Transfer Window…

Morning, folks. I’m writing this post at 11:00pm last night as the deadline day window has just slammed firmly shut. However, Arsenal have just been granted an extension by the FA to secure the services of Danny Welbeck. I’m going to assume it will be completed and Welbeck will officially…

Kallstrom Fury, No Striker, Rage, Rage, and a Little Bit More Rage.

Morning, folks. He’s here! The man we’d been hoping for has arrived at the glistening gates of London Colney to grab our season by the scruff of the neck and take charge. Men want to be him, ladies want to be with him – he’s a globally recognised football brand,…