Pass Debuchy To The Left Hand Side. For Three Months…

Afternoon, you gorgeous bunch of scallywags. Having not been able to post recently due to limited time and other ‘exploits’ taking precedence, it is with glorious fanfare I return to your screens – I should note that those ‘exploits’ aren’t quite as saucy or debauched as it might imply. Since…

2 Deals Announced. 2 Deals ‘Confirmed’. 2 Deals Without Base?

Greetings, blog hungry masses. Having worked what seems like an interminable amount, this bright, sunny morning in Bristol sees something of a rarity; a day off from the throes of a stifling kitchen on what is traditionally the busiest day of the year. There is a God of fortune and…

Arsene Inherits Astonishing £50m Talent From Suspicious Uncle’s Will.

Morning, folks. The odd moments for me are when I have plentiful bouts of time for blogging and the egregious monster of having bugger all to say rears its ‘orrible face. That is my situation at present. Usually when this occurs I decide the best course of action is to…

Are We ‘Done’ Yet? New Kits! Tedious Semi-Final…

Greetings, darlings. Unlike yesterday, when there was the opportunity to discuss one of the most spectacular football matches in recent memory, today I’m left with the concept of picking apart last night’s semi-final between Argentina and Holland. I shan’t bother. Argentina won on penalties, the 120 minutes that lead up…

Sanchez and Debuchy Done? Not Until The Plump Female Harmonises…

Morning, folks. It’s certainly been an eventful few hours… Starting from an Arsenal perspective, we’ve had some exceedingly good news in the form of reports suggesting we’ve got our men; Mathieu Debuchy and Alexis Sanchez are imminent arrivals, Brilliant news. Awesome news. Fabulous news. But not quite yet fully confirmed…