Wenger In/Out, Squad Width, Bellerin’s Hair, Dress Shoes, Divebeck And More…

Afternoon, folks. This international break is such a bore. When it comes around, and there isn’t much to sink my teeth into, I figure the only intelligent thing I can do before blogging is to put in a call to Twitter. When in doubt, ask about – that is the…

5 Reasons Why Arsenal Lost The NLD – You Will NOT BELIEVE No4!!

Morning, folks. I’m feeling a touch delicate this morning. It’s hovering around freezing point in the sunny South West and I’ve just been out for a 6 mile bike ride. My weary bones… I think my youthful days are long behind me now and as I get older, I begin…

Unleash The Banter Defence, Champions League Draw And Stuff.

Morning, folks. You know how irritating it is when you click onto an Arsenal blog hoping to read news and updates only to discover that the author is rattling on about extraneous elements of his personal life? I’m that guy. Today I have to work a lengthy shift at work…

Cheerio, Vermaelen, Welcome Decent Replacement (Hopefully).

Morning, all. I’ve just completed a 16 hour shift at work. As my fingers dance across the keyboard and I gaze into the screen, delirium overwhelms me. I’m tired, boys ‘n’ girls, and when in such a state I tend to waffle, writing any old spew without thought or care…

Arsenal: do we have a title winning defence?

Afternoon, folks. Here’s that guest post I mentioned. Dyllan Munro is the writer of Goonertastic, an Arsenal blog in it’s early stages, but destined for greater things. He’s already proven himself to be an excellent writer, and he could use a little of your support. Go give it to him.…

A new look attack with the same old defence? Ch-ch-ch-changes could be on the way.

Morning, Earthlings. Lukas Podolski has signed up, Olivier Giroud and Yann M’Vila are widely reported by folks ‘in the know’ to be headed our way very soon. With Robin van Persie’s contract still playing out like the third Lord Of The Rings movie, it certainly appears change is on the…

Should Arsenal sell Alex Song if we sign a defensive midfielder?

Morning, boys ‘n’ girls. With names like Nigel de Jong, Yann M’Vila and many others being brandished about by the rumour mongers, it would seem Arsenal are in the market for a new holding midfielder. If such a thing is true, does it mean Alex Song is likely to be…

**Insert a succession of profanity here**

Morning, happy campers… Where to begin? Well, it’s fair to say the performance yesterday was nothing short of a shower of shit. Before I get into sharing the incandescent fury brewing within me, I’d like to offer a few words of praise for our conquerers Swansea; they performed magnificently and…