Fully fit squad, Ba Humbug, and other news.

Evening (again) folks. At the present, I’m sick as a dog. I usually post sat up, and with a glint of delight twinkling in my eye. At the moment, I’m typing from underneath the covers trying to stifle vomiting long enough to string something mildly coherent together. Your sympathetic comments…

No-go David Villa, no-go Huntelaar, Jack wants Theo to stay, and other news.

Morning folks! ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except… the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation” That’s always been my favourite Christmas quote. I’m sure I need not tell you which film it’s from. It has…

Demba? Ba Humbug and the ever-decreasing magic of the F.A Cup.

Morning all! FA Cup Sunday represents the end of my much-welcomed break from work after the Christmas bedlam. 2 glorious weeks of hedonism and perpetual consumption have left me with a shattered bank balance and a slightly protuberant midriff, and whilst enjoying the live football today, I know all of…